Offer some private tuition

"Well..." you pause to pretend to think for a few seconds. Weighing your next words carefully. "If you'd like, I could help you out there? Help you navigate the pitfalls of teenage boys? I've some experience, you see, as I'm one of them."

"Oh Jon!" she begins dancing from foot to foot, "that would be amazing! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" She rushes over and wraps you in a warm hug, but you can't help but feel some stirrings from your crotch as she begins to, far to soon, extricate yourself from you.

"When can we start?"