Lets wait for her at home

You decide that if you rush things now, you might make a mistake and end up really bad. This is reality altering stuff, so mistakes can cost you big time and you would prefer that not to happen. So instead you lean back and finish your coffee and decide to calm down. Or you try at least, as you fail horrendously, since every moment you try to close your eyes and relax, you hear the words she said to the headmaster again - the words that would probably leave a mark on your file for your entire life.

So rather un-relaxed you decide to head home to her address. Since you were dating her for long enough you know that she will be home today at 1pm, so you have roughly 100 beautiful minutes to prepare for that. You get up and out on the street and hail a taxi. After a minute of being ignored you laugh at yourself. Of course they ignore you... thats the rule after all.

You speak out. "I give permission to notice me to every taxi driver that is coming towards me. This permission is revoked if they pass me without me getting into their taxi." And behold, not even another minute later a yellow car stopped next to you and you get in and tell the indian man who is driving the car where to.

Once you arrive you smile and simply say "I revoke my permission to notice me from everyone again" just as he was about to ask for money. He looks at you for a few seconds then turns around, resets the bill and starts to drive off... with you still in the car, so you quickly jump out - which results in you landing on the ground rather harshly. Jumping out of a driving car is way harder than it looks in the movies. Also another good reminder that you should watch out to how you use your rules.

You step in front of the house and state "I give permission to notice me to Barbara Innes." Since you assume that Linda's mom would be at home at this time. After knocking and hearing her voice and steps coming towards the door you see that your assumption was correct. However...

The door opens and the second her eyes fall on you they open wide and the woman you have gotten to know so well as a nice lady in her early fourties turns into what you can only call a Fury. "You son of a bitch rapist how dare you turn up here at my house after what..." you stop her instantly as you once again notice your mistake by saying.

"I revoke my permission to notice me from everyone." And with that she stops dead in her tracks, looking at you for half a second before her eyes go someplace else. She straightens the dress that had gotten out of order in her way of speaking - she always talked with a lot of hand movement - and went back inside, shutting the door behind herself. You sigh and take out the Rulebook.

"I should have done this back at the cafe already. Why didn't I think of this?" You mumble to yourself as you write down under a new category.

Everyone:

Old Rule: All accusations regarding sexual harassment, rape or any sexual misconduct against Linda Innes are to be considered lies and false. If someone is stating them, they are to be not believed.

But then you reconsider. This would mean that Linda herself would know this to be true as a 'new rule'. No that wouldnt fly. You cross it out and change it into this.

New Rule: All accusations regarding sexual harassment, rape or any sexual misconduct against Linda Innes are to be considered lies and false. If someone is stating them, they are to be not believed. If Linda Innes herself makes these claims, she is to be punished for making obviously false claims. The punishment is to be given by whoever she made the claims to. If it was a man, he should put her over his knee and spank her for lieing. If it was a woman, she should grab Lindas breast and pinch her nipples and twist them until she starts crying. Linda Innes will physically not be able to prevent being spanked or pinched, but she will think that is simply because the other person is much stronger than her, while in reality she simply won't be able to fight it at all. All previous claims that would have fallen under this rule, if they were made from now on are simply to be disregarded and dropped. She wont need to be punished for making them, but they wont be followed up on as well. This holds true even for cases in which proof is presented. Even witnesses will claim that it is not the case, despite having seen first hand evidence that contradicts their statement. No matter the reasoning, noone will believe that sexual harassment against Linda Innes is even a thing that can happen.

You smile. This would make both your record clean again, and would fix your standing with her mother. You repeat the 'giving permission process' to Barbara Innes and then turn towards the door, raising your hand to knock.