Follow Peggy's experience

After Sarah has retreated into her house, Peggy decides to finish off the remaining longnecks and sways over to lounge in her favorite lawn chair. When the last bottle is empty, she is already half asleep, but in the next moment she is startled by a deafening noise. Looking up with her blurry vision, she needs a few seconds to realize that another car has just bumped into the rear of her cherished Chevy. Maybe she shouldn't have left it standing in the middle of the driveway, but this omission is only of secondary importance now. Stumbling over to the dark Subaru, Peggy rips the door open and begins to chastise the young woman behind the wheel. "Ya ... *hic* ... ya dam bidch, wadda ya doin? You shmashed my car! Wadda you doin' here anyway? Thish ish ... *hic* ... thish ish my drifeway!" - "Hiiii there, Peggy!" a familiar voice interrupts her rant. Peggy looks around in confusion until she discovers a prone figure lying on the back floor of the Subaru. "Huh? Ish that you again, Shenny? Wadda you doin here?" Finally exiting her car, the ponytailed driver fights for balance and tries to explain. "Hi, I am Shabrina, an Uber driver, and Shenny is my pashensher. And if ya didn't notishe, we are both stinkin' drung." - "No kiddin! I am alsho shitfased!" Peggy holds onto the car for support. "Well, I guesh we bedder seddle thish affair wiffoud the copsh. Lashd fing I need ish a DUI." - "Me too!" Sabrina quickly responds to her proposal. "Bud let'sh ged Shenny into her houshe firshd." Constantly swaying and nearly falling over, the drunken pair hauls Jenny over to her doorstep, and Sabrina, who is still the least drunk of the trio, manages to unlock the front door. Without so much as a thank-you or a farewell, the wasted house owner stumbles into the dark corridor and slams the door shut. "Guesh she also forgot to pay", Sabrina notes belatedly. "Bah, never mind! I haff other problemsh now."