Uhm, i have no idea what the hell is going on

Everyone finally leaves and youre finally alone, you turn on the tv to try to find a news station, as ive been out for quite a while i should try to catch up on current events...

I watch a few segments before drifting of to sleep...

For some reason... the gorgeous nurse is standing in front of you now.... "Uhm.. can i help you?" you ask?

"Im so sorry"she says bowing heavily..

"Uhm, what are you talking about?" You ask?!?

" Well,uhm... I'm the reason you got into that accident "says the nurse.

"I, uhm really dont know what to say right now, what do you mean?"

"You see boy... I wasnt really supposed to be on the ground"

"What do you mean on the ground?"

"I suppose this may be... difficult to understand, but, you and your dad weren't supposed to be in that accident "

"Wait, my dad was there too? So thats why he wasn't here with those people who said they were my family?"

She sighed and looked at me with a sad and gentle face and spoke " well, thas because he died that night..."

You get even more confused so i ask... "Uhm, well. If you could bring me back, why not him?"

"Well... your situations were, different... you had gotten some brain damage, while he... well, he lost his head" you could see the sadness in her face as she looked up.

"Hmm, you can repair my brain but not put his head back on? That... well, that sounds kind of stupid to be honest..."

She looked at me clearly mad and says "Well of course I could have done it! Its just.. well, I let down my guard so i could get a little drunk, and this bitch was giving me some of the best road head I'd ever had... I actually didn't realize I had caused an accident till the next day, and, well while I could have, resurrecting the dead, especially one with a severed head is frowned upon"

Hmm, I guess that seems plausible, you start thinking about stuff and come up with your next question "So, why not just move time back so no one noticed it?"

She looks at me clearly unnerved "Have you seen a time travel movie that has gone well before? Look, Time travel, worm holes, and faster that light travels all work on a very basic, but similar theory." I look up at her wanting to know more..

"Look kid, changing the past, fucks shit up, really badly... We've all tried, and it always ends up as shit"

"What do you mean by that? Wait!?! How the fuck were you getting "road head" from some chick?!?!?!?!"

"Ooohhh my son... thats because I'm sexually ambiguous!! And, what I mean by that is I can choose my gender on demand lol, but back to the other question many of the gods have tried to, clean up their mistakes..."

"Hahahahaha, gods thats fuckin funny lady" she turns and looks at you, she says "hey, pay close attention..." all the sudden the beautiful nurse is replaced by this handsome dude standing in a masterfully tailored suit... I really have no idea what the fuck is going on here....