While I remember to ask, are you making sure to masturbate?

"Oh by the way" Asked your mother "are you making sure to masturbate?"

"Oh?"

"Remember the three needs a woman must exercise more often, and thus is allowed to do so in public, are masturbation, urination and defecation, aka MUD. Or put another way, the three Ps of pee, poop and pleasure. Pee is usually done every five minutes-ish, poop is done every hour-ish. Masturbation is much more variable, but generally if you ever get aroused, I'd strongly advise you take care of it there and then. I know you've only masturbated in private, but it would be best if you get comfortable doing it in front of others."

"Why do I need to?"

"Because otherwise you could get a painful ache and it could end up with you being hospitalised."

"So you say it varies, how often would you say I'd have to do it?"

"Depends, certainly at least every five hours, but more often 2. Although really a better guide would be every time you see a hot guy."

"MOM!"

"Oh dear honey. It's OK. I just wanted to make sure as you seemed to be having trouble with the other two."

"OK then."

"Also, remember that even if it means you get pee on your hands, you still shouldn't hold back while masturbating. Sometimes though when you think you have to pee, you just have to squirt, so yeah."

"OK"

"Can you open your legs just so I can check you aren't aroused right now."

"MOM!"

"Are you OK honey? You do remember that your vulva is no longer a private part now that you are 18, right?"

Not wanting to seem odd, you simply reply "No, yeah, you're right. I'm just new to this. Perhaps a bit out of sorts." She then slowly spread her legs to reveal her glistening sex.

"Honey, you definitely should be masturbating. Don't you feel like letting your hand wander to your pussy?"

"Urm, yeah, I guess."

"You need to say it with more conviction. Say "I'm going to masturbate right now.""

You gather your nerves and firmly say just that while betraying a hint of awkwardness. You look at your mother, who is smiling at you encouragingly. You take the hint and start to slowly slide your hand down, blushing as you do so. As soon as you reach your clit, you gasp at how pleasurable it feels. Is better sex another feature of this reality? You close your eyes briefly to enjoy the sensation. After a few minutes you open your eyes to see your mother masturbating herself in a very lewd and wanton display you awkwardly smile and get back to your own session. After a couple of minutes you reach a shattering orgasm as a trickle of fluid coats your fingers. Once you are done, you quietly lick your fingers to verify that this fluid is in fact not pee. You catch sight of your mother busily pissing in the middle of her own jilling and announce

"Hey Mom! I think I'd better be off now."

"Ok honey, stay safe!" She replied just before she contracted powerfully in her own orgasm.