Tie his shoe

Even though I will admit the prospect of kissing Hermione Granger was very appealing. Getting a kiss on the cheek wasn't the most arousing thing in the world. That is why I realized as her lips moved towards me that if I just fell to one knee and tied my shoe. Hermione would end up kissing a cold stone wall. Hermione would then open her eyes and see me gingerly sitting their wondering why the hell she just kissed a wall.

It was such a perfect plan, that I immediately fell to my knee and began to retie my boot. And that was when it all went wrong.

Hermione's waist crashed into my head, and suddenly I was falling onto my side as her weight was placed on me.

Her arms went around my shoulders as she tried to keep us both up. I landed on my back, as Hermione landed on me. She had me mounted. Her legs were wrapped around my waist, her chest against my own, and her hair was currently rubbing against my nose.

"Owe, sorry, sorry," said Hermione. Her legs tightened around my waist as she sat up on me. The movement caused her lower body to press into my groin, which felt very stimulat... dangerous at this point.

We looked at each other in awkward silence. I was honestly a little lost in her eyes. Before a voice ended that silence.

"What are you two doing," spat out Cho Chang? I could see the angry face of Padma, and the almost tearfully proud face of Michael. Hermione pulled herself up to her feet, and then helped me to my own.

"I'm so sorry," she cried, "it was an accident."

"Accidently falling onto Idius's dick," said Padma. Oh, this wasn't as funny as I was expecting. Hermione looked at me for a moment.

"It really was an accident," I said. Yet, nobody seemed to believe me.

"I'll see you guys later," said Hermione as she walked away.

Maybe the ceremony would ease the tension.