Rules of Engagement

Harley put her hand in the air. "Excuse me?"

The crowd of rowdy thugs roared throughout the tent, unable to hear Harley.

"LISTEN UP!!" Harley screeched into a megaphone, hurting everyone's ears, hers included.

"First, welcome to an event that I like to call Break the Bat!"

(Cheers.)

"But there are some rules, dumbasses, so listen good. No mutilation, no maiming, no chickening out, and no killing. Got that? Good."

Now, Harley turns to Batgirl who is still struggling with her bonds. " Here's some rules for you Batgirl. Always obey every command given to you, if you don't I might allow these idiots to maim you. Your second rule to follow is. Do nothing and like it!" Have fun assholes."

Pressing a button on a remote, the clamps trapping Batgirl open, freeing her. Although Batgirl doesn't stand a chance against a mob of Gotham's worst criminals, their fragile egos were verbally assaulted by Harley Quinn.