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The die came down with the three side up and Chad reached for his pawn. His ass was still sore from that last event, and he had puncture marks across his body. But what was even stranger than all that was this whole new marriage bit. He was actually married, it wasn't a trick, he could feel that it was true. He even had new memories that he knew were false, like of him and Jacob going on a date, their first kiss, and even the wedding. He could remember standing in a small church in front of his and Jacob's family and actually saying he does and then the preacher pronouncing them husband and husband. Thankfully he didn't seem to have any memories of the two of them consummating the marriage, because remembering doing such a thing would have made him feel ill to his stomach.

As he grabbed his pawn he noticed that he was wearing a simple, silver wedding ring on his hand. A memory suddenly popped into his head of Jacob proposing to him, giving him an engagement watch (which he now had around his wrist) that was Jacob's great grandfathers. If he didn't know any better Chad would swear that he was starting to feel love towards that nerdy basketball jock. But Chad wasn't gay, not at all.

Chad moved his pawn forward, first one space, then two, but he found himself unable to place the pawn down on the third spot, he couldn't move it past the second space. He didn't argue with his hand about it, he'd much rather land on a blank space than that 'go back four spaces' spot Mark had just landed on. So he placed his pawn down and drew his card, reading it aloud. "Power Bottom: If you don't know what this mean's you will soon know from experience. Points: 15."

Chad actually had no ideal what the card meant, but he didn't think he felt any different. So he went to hand the die to Tony but found himself unable to. At the same time his husband was reaching for his own pawn and moving it forward one space.

"Why did I have to move one space?" Jacob asked aloud as his pawn was placed down on an event space.

"Married people share things" the board responded. "So you and your husband will now share points, dangers and rolls, meaning that whatever number your husband rolls will be split in a random way between the two of you, and the same goes the other way" the board said as Jacob found himself pulling an event card and bringing it to his face.

"Pissing Contest: Its a time old tradition among many young lads. The winner gets a gold card."

Chad found himself getting up out of his chair along and making a line with the others, shoulder to shoulder, himself right next to his husband. He found himself pulling out his tentacle dick which was slithering uncontrollably and hoped he didn't lose this one, he didn't want another fun card.