Party Bus.

An actual bus filled with women stopped right next to my house and unloaded a procession of attractive twenty-somethings onto the sidewalk. There was a chance they never would have noticed me if Buckle hadn't taken off towards them barking. About ten or fifteen random women looked in our direction and caught sight of me immediately. Who could ever overlook the handsome red-faced naked man crouching spread eagle style for the world to see his junk? Eyes widened to the size of dinner plates, jaws hit the pavement, and squeals of delight could be heard from everybody in the neighborhood.

"Oh, I forgot our neighbor Keldra rented a party bus for her friend Shana's bachelorette party. She's the maid of honor and she brought all their friends from their high school lacrosse team days. In fact..." I could not focus on what Iris was saying. Even if I were not embarrassed to **** right now I had to get Buckle back inside before my brother got home or he started causing trouble for these newcomers.

Covering my balls, I flip flopped over to the bachelorette party members where I soon discovered that only half of my fears were unfounded. The women were ecstatic petting and greeting the cute dog that came to greet them. Buckle was cheerfully eating up the attention by rolling over for them and granting everyone friendly licks. All this time...was it really only me he didn't like at first?

I still had to get him inside before my brother got back. With a jealous huff, I scooped Buckle away from the ladies using him as a shield for my privates as I backed away towards the house. There was a mixed reaction from the women of disappointment at seeing Buckle leave and enjoyment at getting a closer look of the muscular naked guy.

"Hey, your my neighbor right?" A dark haired woman with ocher skin, who I assumed must be Keldra, inquired.

"Ah, um...yeah?" I answered bashfully as I wrapped my arms around Buckle's midsection keeping him as my only cover.

The beautiful woman stepped forward and started patting Buckle on the head, making eye contact with me. Her eyes were a silvery gray that held delight in what she saw before her. "What's your name kiddo?" She began to ruffle Buckle's fur.

"Santiago Hernandez." I blurted. Why did I do that? I don't want these women to know who I am! I'm still naked! I don't want anybody remembering me like this.

She ruffled _my _hair now and smiled. "The name's Keldra, I have been living next door from you for a while but never had the opportunity to properly introduce myself. I suppose I have been too busy working. I was bringing my best friend Shana back home with me with some of our old teammates from high school. We were supposed to see a male stripper at my place but I hear he was running a little late." Her gaze trailed down my bare legs "Are you sure you are not him?"

"W-what?! No! Absolutely not! I assure you my state of undress is purely coincidental!" My cheeks were burning crimson.

"Aw, that's too bad," a plump blonde woman with an engagement ring around her finger spoke up. She must have been Shana "I was looking forward to see that body gyrate all over your living room Keldra." My heart was hammering, and not just because Keldra was now stroking my cheek. It felt really good, but I had to go inside and put some clothes on. I took a step back only to see everything turn from bad to worse.