A complication

You're sitting at the kitchen counter eating a microwaved meal when Abby and Daria return. Abby's carrying a thin pile of papers and a pen in hand and you smile, knowing that it's the contract for Daria. You motion for her to hand it to you as they approach, but she hangs on to the contract.

"Hold on a second. Yes, this is the contract, but I was talking to Daria and there are a few things you should know before you sign," Abby says. The tone of her voice is serious. Daria stands quietly next to Abby, letting her speak.

"Okay...? What is it?" you ask.

"I've explained everything to Daria and how it works, as well as everything in the contract. She's good with it and happy to sign-"

"Great, let's do it!" you say excitedly.

Abby shakes her head and holds a hand up to stop you. "Woah, let me listen. This is important. I was also talking to her and getting to know her situation, and there is something you should know. She has a suitor."

"A suitor? Like a boyfriend?" you ask.

Daria shakes her head. Abby opens her mouth to explain, before she turns to Daria. "Um, why don't you tell him?"

You look at the pretty redhead expectantly and she bites her lips as she looks at Abby then you. She seems nervous. "He's not my boyfriend. You see, we, my family... my family is from Russia. My parents brought me here when I was a child and we live in a tight-knit Russian community."

"Okay... I still don't quite understand," you say, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

"Well, there's this man, who has told my parents that he intends to marry me since I was a teenager..."

"That's crazy. I mean, this is America, not Russia. He can't **** you to marry him. Who is this dude?! I'll take care of it."

Your declaration causes Abby to speak again. "Slow down there. His name is Vladimir Ivanov. He's a major Russian gangster and-"

Before Abby can finish, you snatch the contract and pen out of her hands and sign it, leaving her speechless. "Done. Don't worry about this Vladimir guy, Daria. I'll take care of it," you say and Daria instantly wraps her arms around you, ignoring the fact that you're naked.