Run for it!

Nancy was stricken and dazed by this turn of events. She turned and headed for the sliding door to go back inside the house. "Nancy, where are you going?" Lauren asked. Nancy turned around, as if to answer, but no words came out. And she was still backing up, away from Charlotte. Suddenly, she bumped against something. "Owwwowowowow!" she cried. Lauren came running over to help. As Nancy turned to inspect the damage, Lauren saw the grill marks on the back of her jean shorts. Some smoke was coming off the pockets, and the grill chef came running over to check on his Kobe beef burgers. Lauren gave Nancy a few light smacks on the backside. "I don't think you're on fire, but you'd best be more careful. What got into you there? Now come meet Claudine, she's lovely."

Nancy was blushing as Lauren led her over to her nemesis. She could tell by their expressions they had seen her back her ass into a charcoal grill. Could this get any worse? At least Charlotte had just put a heaping serving of Nancy's too-hot-temperature-and-spice-wise chili on her plate, so she'd get to see her choking and asking for water as the spice got to her soon. That gorgeous redhead would finally get some comeuppance for how she treated poor Nancy.

"Nancy!" said Charlotte with fake fondness. "I haven't seen you since college!" Claudine looked at her with fake surprise. "Nancy Russo? I haven't seen you since high school! Good times." Nancy quietly reflected on her experiences with Claudine in college, and couldn't agree that there were any good times. "Well, I got you three together, just as I promised. My work here is done. I'm going to go check on the grill chef, he seems pretty upset about the unexpected rump roast."

Nancy wanted to plead for her to stay, but she was already gone, leaving Nancy with her two least favorite people. "Well, Nancy," said Charlotte, her voice taking on a more sinister cast now that Lauren had left, "it seems you've managed to lose that famously flabby ass of yours. How'd you do it?" Nancy paused and tried to think of an answer, but she was also taken aback at the rudeness of the comment, so she couldn't think of anything better than, "ummmmmmm…"

Claudine smiled, "I bet this chili is your secret. It smells hoooooooot. I bet you burn off a thousand calories just from the capsaicin. Am I right?" Caught off-guard, Nancy nearly nodded. "So, Nancy, why don't you have some with us? You can have this plate. We'll just get another one." "No thanks," Nancy said, "I'm not hungry." "Where's the Nancy I knew in college? Never met of piece of food she wouldn't eat!" Charlotte joked.

"I have to go," said Nancy, traumatized at how badly she seemed to be losing at this game. "Not so fast," said Charlotte. Nancy felt a hand in the back of her shorts. In fact, it was in the back of her shaping panties! Claudine was clearly the only person right behind her, but what she felt next was unexpected and troubling!