Diapers

"No fucking way" Peter said when he opened the drawer. All his underwear was gone, had vanished, and in their place was something for newborns or old people, diapers.

"If you're worried about them fitting, don't be. I had them specially made for you" Deadpools voice added with helpful glee.

"I don't care if they fit. I'm not wearing a diaper."

He started searching through his other drawers but they were filled with the same things, all he seemed to have anymore was diapers that were either store-bought pull ups or classic cloth ones.

"Oh yes you are young man. If you're not a big enough boy to do it yourself I can have something done about that."

"Like what"

"Do you really want to find out?"