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Jacob like everyone else was freaking out at what was going on. His twin brother now had a pig's snout and the Football God Steve was now decked out in pink attire with matching pink hair (which actually looked kind of hot on the guy).

He didn't really want to roll the die or take a turn at all, he wanted to get out of this place before he found out just how much more strange this game could possibly get. He couldn't though, his hand had taken on a life of its own as it grabbed the die and rolled a 3.

Jacob next found himself grabbing the black pawn (the color of his favorite comic book hero-Bat-Man). He moved his pawn forwards three spots and placed it down on a space that read "Give a Card to a Friend".

"How lucky are you, you not only get to draw a card from the fun deck, but the player to your left gets to draw one also." The voice from the game board spoke.

With a nervous hand Jacob took the top card from the Fun deck and instantly began reading it aloud. "Kink: Foreskin: An Uncut Dick is the best kind around, at least that's what you think. Points: 12."

Reading his card he felt a little relieved, this was nowhere near as bad as having a pig snout (although from the comments that bully Johnny was making it was). Honestly this card didn't even really do anything to him, he was already gay (although the only two here who knew that was Benny and Mark) and the guy he had been messing around with for the past five or so months was uncut, so no big deal. Maybe this game wouldn't be so bad after all, at least not for him.

"Baby Talk: Hope you know sign language cause the only words coming out of your mouth now is baby gibberish. Points: 13." read Mark next who had found himself having to take a card thanks to Jacob. Mark continued to try to say something else but all that came out was gibberish just as the card said it would. Jacob was glad he hadn't gotten that card either. Hopefully now that it was going to be Marks turn he might get better luck.

Before he handed the die to Mark though a thought popped into his head and he leaned forwards and began speaking to the board itself. "Are these changes permanent and how do you win this game" He asked it. He had a feeling it was alive in some way or at least had some kind of built in AI.

"For the time being your changes are permanent, though whoever wins this game will have the option of reversing every change made to them or making a different wish. To win you must reach the end of the board and whoever has the most points at the end is declared the winner."

Jacob handed the die to Mark as he pondered about what the game had just said.

Mark grabbed the die and rolled it get a