Cloth? What Cloth?

The soldier took the cloth, and put it over the womans bossom. Immediately, the cloth became part of the breastplate, and did cover the woman's breasts. But, the woman went into a trance, and her breasts grew until even this new attachment wasn't enough to cover them. Then, she opened her eyes and looked at the king.

"So, what can you say. You have seen what happened. My breasts just grow."

The king looked at the woman. "That is still obscene. Here, cover your bossom with the sheets from my royal bedchamber."

The king threw a sheet at the woman, which became part of the chestplate, which became six feet tall. Then, the breasts grew again, until they were seen again.

"Sir, only a mage could change this." A guard says.

The witch just looks on.