Paul, a Perfectly Average College Graduate

It took you a while to realize anything was even happening. You just assumed that you were very persuasive.

Which was at least partially true. You had a presence that seemed to make people at ease. People, especially women, seemed willing to open up to you as well as listen and take what you said to heart when you spoke. You chalked it up to being so wonderfully average and nondescript that women found you both non-threatening and reassuring.

But there was more too it than that. When you complemented your high school English teacher, you just figured that you gave her enough of a confidence boost to pretty herself up. After all, you are only young once. No sense wasting your youth frumpy. But by the time you were in college and managed to get all the girls at a party out of there clothes before the booze had even arrived, you realized that you were more than just a a good orator.

Now finally out of college and schlubbing it part time at a retail job whole you look for real work, it was time to go out and put this unusually gift of yours to a real test. After all, you're only young once, right?