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"Halt! Who are you?" One of the gate guards demands. Doing some hand signs, you cast your genjutsu over the two.

"I want to join the village as a ninja, i should see someone about it." You instruct them. Once you finish talking they blink a few times before smiling.

"Kotetsu, how about you bring our friend here to the Hokage. She should set you up as a ninja." The guard says before the one known as Kotetsu led you to the large red tower in the middle of the village. After knocking a few times and a polite "come in" the guard led you into a large circular room where a blonde bombshell was doing paperwork.

"Lady Tsunade, I've brought you someone who wants to join the shinobi ****." He informed.

"Thank you Kotetsu, you may go." Tsunade said. Kotetsu bowed before exiting the room. "So kid, what makes you want to join the Leaf?" She asked. While listening to the Hokage, you were eyeing her up. She had huge breasts for being on the older side. If she had children she would definetly be a milf.

"My mother was a kunoichi of a smaller village. She taught me a few things before she died. I don't want the skills she taught me to go to waste." You say, giving a half truth.

"Really? What did she teach you?" Tsunade asked.

"She was quite skilled at genjutsu, but she taught me some taijutsu so I'm not defenseless should my target escape the jutsu." You explain, talking about your few hundred years of self training.

"Well, I will have to see some of these skills to determine what rank to place you, should you be skilled enough to become a ninja." Tsunade explained.

"Will I be tested by you?" You ask. Tsunade looked at her piles of paper work before sighing.

"I could use a break, lets go before my aide shows up to stop me." Tsunade said. The two of you stealthfully leave the room to one of the training grounds.

"Alright, since you wish to join the Leaf, you get to start with what ever jutsu you want. I will base your skills on what you show me." Tsunade said. Grinning, you prepare your jutsu. Her eyes glossed over as you finished the jutsu.

"Tsunade, you really like me, and as a new face, will want my opinion on how the village is going. After this, you will award me chunin rank. Oh, and when its just you and me, try being a bit sexy." You say before ending your jutsu.