No, but you manage anyway

Being that you have nowhere “reasonable” to pee, you decide to try following the new rules.

Maybe peeing while sitting will make it easier, and the living room couch might absorb some of the pee, so you go to the living room and sit down on the couch. Your lifelong toilet training instincts are strong, but after a minute or two you eventually convince yourself that there’s no other way.

You do your best to imagine you’re on an unusually soft toilet seat. Finally, you manage to loosen your sphincter somewhat. A light trickle comes out of your urethra, then a moderate stream. You feel a warm dampness expand on the cushion under your butt. Better get used to this sensation, you figure.

You finish peeing and stand up to see your work. The stain is not actually very noticeable; it seems that the cushion absorbed most of it. There’s now a slightly stronger stink of urine added to the general faint smell in the house.

You graze your vulva with your pinkie and feel some residual liquid, though there are no tissues at hand. Now that you think about it, there’s a decent chance people don’t think it’s an issue that your groin and butt get wet whenever you pee, since instantly peeing wherever you are is a completely unremarkable event.

As a way to **** yourself to get over your bladder shyness, and also to reduce some of the smell, you decide to start drinking a lot more water. They always said hydrating was good anyway, right? You go to the kitchen, grab a water bottle from the fridge and put it in your purse. Maybe a large handful of poop bags and some of those cleaning supplies from the bathroom cupboard would be a good idea, just in case.