Sydney Watkins

Sydney Watkins was 20 years old tall, wavy hair dyed honey blonde, 36-26-26 body, thanks to breast implants she got for her high school graduation, and she stood 5'8. Sydney, however, had a problem: though she was very popular with the boys, she constantly irritated the women around her. This included her roommate Hannah. Hannah had been stuck with Sydney after the two met in college and each needed a place to live. They moved into a very affordable two bedroom, one bath flat near campus. Only after they moved in, did Hannah realize that Sydney was a slob, hogged the bathroom, and was late for the rent nearly every month, but Sydney's name was on the lease, and there was still seven months left on the lease.

Sydney went to school part time and worked at a cosmetics counter in an upscale spa/cosmetics store. She did makeovers and sold cosmetics. She was constantly annoying her female coworkers by giving them none to subtle suggestions on their hair, make-up, and clothing, but the manager was the owner of the boutique's son and had a crush on Sydney.

Sydney's favorite expression when she was exasperated was "Oh piss!", an odd expression the women around her found annoying.

The universe threw some karma Sydney's way. All the women around her on their own decided that to see Sydney piss herself in public would be hilarious and a fitting humiliation for Sydney. And suddenly, none of the men in her life would find themselves caring enough to even try stopping them.