"I Need To Be Rescued And I Want To Have Sex..."

"I need to be rescued and I want to have sex with Drake, other than that, I'm flexible," Belle says quietly, feeling a little shy in the presence of an admin.

"We can cccertainly accommodate thossse desssiresss," Zarakisss says, and starts working out a quest for you. "I am going to desssignate Hophuxbonay asss a target for a fetch quest for this dungeon, the 'heroesss' have to capture her and bring her to the nearessst major cccity to 'give them leverage' over you, Bon Nuzzzrath. Now Hophuxbonay, it isss very important that you not resssissst thisss '****' in any meaningful way, though if they treat you roughly or attempt to importune you sssexually you are free to backhand them, ineffectually kick or hit them, or, only in the case of unwelcome sssexual advancesss, hit them hard enough in the groin to cause excccruccciating pain. You may alssso yell, ssscream, and otherwise carry on vocally asss much asss you pleassse, but I recommend not doing it to excessss or they'll just gag you..."

"Now, Bon Nuzzzrath, WHEN the 'heroesss' manage to kidnap Hophuxbonay, you will probably have approxxximately five daysss to get her back from them before ssshe will reset back to Liudnasss Apsssaugosss when ssshe's turned over for their quessst reward. (A beautiful gold and ruby necklaccce that can ssshoot a Fireball equal to a Sssorcccerer of the ussser's level once per day.) During that time you mussst track them down, defeat the entire party without using either your Eyesss-of-Hell or Viccciousss CCCycle powersss, then bring Hophuxbonay back here to your chambersss alive and hale, and have sssex with her in your bed. At that point, the ressscue quessst will be complete, Hophuxbonay's monacre will change to 'the Ressscued' and the quessst for the kidnappingsss will be terminated, though ssshe will probably be kidnapped ssseveral timesss more becaussse mossst heroesss are ssstupid and won't realizzze the quessst hasss been canccceled. Isss thisss acccceptable to both of you?" Zarakisss asked