Getting home

Ted left the other two in the interrogation room as he went to post bail.

Aaron squirmed. “How do you breathe wearing these things?” He asked Sarah, as he fidgeted with his bra and corset. “And these shoes are impossible to walk in.”

“You know what they say.... mom. You have to suffer for beauty. Besides, you look... good! Surprisingly good!”

“Apparently Ted thinks so,” her father said with an eye roll and rather feminine roll of his wrist

Aaron sighed, and then glared at his daughter. “This has been just an awful day and I’m ready for it to end.”

“I’m really, really sorry things got out of hand,” Sarah said softly.

“I’m not even sure how to punish you for this fiasco... this is beyond crazy!”

The door to the room opened and Ted came back in. “Don’t be too hard on her for this, Erin,” he said. “I’m sure she didn’t plan this.”

“If only you knew...” muttered Aaron.

“Anyway, ladies, the bail is posted. You are free to leave, Sarah.

“The officer said your car was left where you were arrested. I can drop you off to pick it up.”

“Thank you,” Sarah said.

“But your mom has to sit up front with me,” Ted said with a mischevious grin.

“Deal!” Sarah said quickly, then immediately regretting it. This stunt had gotten out of hand.

Ted gestured towards the door and Sarah strolled our. Ted captured Aaron’s waist again and walked out holding him tightly.

“See you, Miss Fletcher!” Luke called from behind the desk.

“I don’t like that guy at all,” whispered Ted.

“Wow... mom, you seem popular,” Sarah said, a little surprised.

“A little too popular. Apparently your makeover for me went too well,” Aaron said.

“If this is too well, I’ll have to keep sending you there,” Ted said with another wink.

They got to the car, Aaron only stumbling once on his heels, and Ted opened the doors, first for Aaron up front, and then Sarah in back. They pulled out, and again, Ted’s hand rested on Aaron’s stocking clad knee. Aaron sulkily looked out the window, trying his best to ignore Ted and get through the evening.

They mostly rode in silence back to Sarah’s car, Ted every now and then squeezing Aaron’s knee or gently stroking it.

When they got back to Sarah’s car, Sarah opened her door and jumped out. Aaron turned to Trd and said, “Ted, it’s been...UMPH!”

Ted grabbed the back of Aaron’s head and pulled him into a kiss. Aaron wasn’t prepared for it and he suddenly found Ted’s tongue in his mouth. The lipstick and gloss feeling on his lips, the brushing of Ted’s stubble, the hand, the tongue... Arron was too taken aback by the weirdness of all these sensations to do or say anything. He just froze like a deer in the headlights. When his thoughts finally returned, he let out a weak “stop!” Unfortunately, it can out as a low, “Mmmm,” letting Ted know she enjoyed the kiss.

And she was was an excellent kisser. Ted was going to enjoy getting her alone and driving her wild with passion.

Ted broke the kiss and grinned, thinking of Erin in sexy lingerie with her talented mouth around his cock.

“I know this wasn’t how you wanted to end the evening. But we’ll make it up. I’ll be by your place at 9 to get you to the DMV before the line gets too long. Maybe we can spend the rest of the day together.”

“Uh, Ted....” Aaron started as he swung his legs and got out of the car.

“No need to thank me. I’ll see you at nine!” And Ted pulled out.

Aaron blew a stray tendril of hair that had sexily dropped over his eye. He slowly turned towards Sarah. She flinched as he glowered at her.

“Ok, Ok. Let's get you home and out of that getup... mom. Looks like you have a date tomorrow.”

“I don’t want to think about it. And the cop that said goodbye to me will be dropping by ‘sometime soon’ to make sure I have a new driver’s license.”

“So... you’re essentially stuck as mom...”

“...until the cop comes by, because I don’t know when he’s coming by, and I had to sign a legal document saying that I am ‘Erin Fletcher,’ your mother. If your mom isn’t there with her new driver’s license, I could be in trouble.

“So not one word more. These shoes are killing me. And I want this stupid corset off. I want this charade to be over.”

They drove back to the new house. Sarah helped her dad out of the dress. He sighed happily as the shoes came off. Sarah had to work at loosening the corset, but she got it off. Aaron unhooked his bra and pulled at his fake breasts.

“Ow! Dammit! Why won’t these things come off!” He growled

“Medical adhesive. Without the solvent, you’re stuck with boobs until they fall off,” Sarah said. “I’m really sorry... dad....mom. I didn’t think...”

“Of course you didn’t think!” Aaron snarled.

“If it’s any consolation, you won’t need to reapply them tomorrow or for the cop,” Sarah suggested. “Speaking of tomorrow, if Ted’s taking you to the DMV at 9, you should get up at 6.”

“What?” Aaron said, surprised “why so early?”

“We have to pick your outfit, get you dressed, and get your makeup on and hair styled that takes time.... mom”

Aaron tolled his eyes.

“I’m really, really sorry.”

“You are so grounded. Once this is over with, you’re going to live in that room of yours with no outside contact.”

Aaron shooed his daughter out and then got undressed and into the shower. It was a bizarre sight and sensation, washing his mostly hairless body and seeing his manicured fingers and toes.

He got out of the shower and toweled off. Swiping a hand across the steam covered mirror, he gazed at his reflection. The highlighted hair still framed his face. His bangs came just about to his delicately arched brows. No stubble was apparent. Looking like this, it would be hard to prove he was the owner of his own wallet.

After this fiasco was settled, he could shave his head and brows. He may look odd, but he wouldn’t look feminine. Hopefully.

Defeated, Aaron slunk into his bedroom, and threw on the first tee shirt he found. It was a little big on him, and he unknowingly looked like he was a woman wearing a sleep shirt as it covered his crotch.

He got into bed and was immediately annoyed. With the juggling silicone mounds glued to his chest, he couldn’t sleep on his stomach. Once he finally found a halfway comfortable position, he feel soundly asleep until the next morning.