From Cuties to Crazies, The 16 Contestants

Name: Shani

Age: 25

Nationality: Egyptian

Occupation: Stripper

Shani is a tall scrawny looking young lady, with big fake breasts, and an outfit that does nothing to hide her assets. She has a short undercut haircut, and a face covered in piercings. Her arms and legs are both covered in various tattoos, most of them pictures of catholic saints, or Hindu goddesses.

"Hey's what's up? I'm Shani. I work weeknights at Bubble Gum Bunnies. My stripper name is Cotton, because I'm soft. Heeeey ya'll see me. One time when I was drunk I painted a picture that is currently hanging in the Arby's national headquarter's lobby. Also when I worked at 7-11 I sold a winning lottery ticket three different times, like for the big prize."

"What's your fetish?"

"Piercings. I got a whole mess of them in my ears. Two in both eyebrows, a septum ring. both nipples, my clit hood, and a few on my labia. If I win Imma use the prize money to get that thing, that turns your pussy into a zipper."

"There's no prize money Shani. If you win you get to Marry the Billionaire."

"Oh tight. Same plan, but he's buying it."

"Why are you on the show?"

"One of the producers offered me the slot if I gave him a private lap dance naked."

"Do you have a strategy going into the game? How are you going to win?"

"We have to like, seduce this guy right?"

"That's correct."

"Well I don't know who else you've got in this show, but I'm like... a professional seducer. Sound pretty simple to me."

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"What do you think of Shani?"

"Heh, she's laid back I'll give her that. Um. Gorgeous tight body, very pretty. I'm not sure a stripper is a good choice for a billionaire's wife, but who knows? Like I said I'm open minded. Besides I do liked pierced, um, vaginas so we're compatible that way. Am I allowed to say pussy?"

"We're a fetish based game show. There are no standards we have to follow."

"Awesome."

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Name: Emma

Age: 19

Nationality: Belgian

Occupation: Student

Emma is a cute young thing at the ripe old age of 19. She's the shortest of the contestants at only 5'2. She's always seen wearing a cheerleader's outfit, and has her hair tied up in a ponytail with a bow to complete the look.

" Hi-hi. It’s me Emma. Here to bring the cheer, and give love a chance. I’m a cheerleader at Washington State University... also a student I guess. Cheering is my real passion though. When I graduate I'm going to move to Dallas, and be a cheerleader for the Cowboys! Unless I win this thing in which case I may not do anything productive ever again."

"What's your fetish Emma?"

"I like being covered in sticky stuff. whipped cream, pee, cum I don't care. I love just feeling filthy after sex. Especially when I'm wearing my cheerleader outfit, and it gets all gross, oh it's so good. I know I look all prim and proper in my outfit, but I just love being turned into a filthy whore."

"We've taken note that you only brought cheerleader outfits in your luggage. Is that all you'll be wearing during filming?"

"It's all I ever wear. I eat, sleep, breath cheer. I even go to sleep with my hair up in a ribbon."

"What's your strategy to win?"

"I'm just going to go out there, do my best, and hope Chance is into some nasty stuff."

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"Oh boy, you guys are throwing some weird stuff at me huh? Well the whipped cream sounds fun. I'm not really a fan of being messy, despite what my maid says. However the cheerleader thing really speaks to some long held fantasies I've had. I guess if she can keep the uniform when we're married we might have something going!"

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Name: Lauren

Age: 21

Nationality: Burmese

Occupation: "Pharmaceutical Entrepreneur"

Lauren somehow managed to walk onto a Television set in sweatpants, and a tank top. Her hair is messily tied up into a bun, while a huge set of glasses frame her round face. She slouches when she stands, and is plodding along in a pair of pink slides.

“My name's give love a chance, and I’m here to Lauren. I’m Chance’s dealer, also a college student. I study technical theater, and sell weed. I’m not just one thing, I represent a rainbow of femininity. From the stern business woman, to carefree lover of the arts. I am woman, and I am duality.”

“Um, cool. Do you have a duality of fetishes?"

“Hell yeah. As in I like left feet and right feet. That’s right foot lovers unite, what’s up? I like to kiss feet, lick toes, bite heels. I love giving, I love taking, duality bitch.”

"Right, right Okay. Why are you here Lauren?"

"Chance asked me on. He’s a fellow foot lover, so his member is already very familiar with my feet. Boom, he’s my lover and client, duality.”

"Christ. How are you going to win Lauren?"

“Can’t spoil anything, sorry.”

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"That's Lauren alright. I didn't really ask her to be on. She really threatened to reveal some damaging information if I didn't. Oh well. I like her, she's sexy as hell when she wants to be. Gives some fine foot jobs, and is probably the smartest person in the mansion. Plus she's got **** on me, so who knows how far that can carry her? I like feet, she's right. I'm sure any girl here would be just fine with having me like their feet, but it's really special when a girl comes from it I gotta say."

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Name: Miracle

Age: 19

Nationality: Congolese

Occupation: Baker

Miracle is an adorable young lady. She looks oh so modest in a blue and white house dress completed with white gloves, and blue shoes. She's the perfect picture of a young housewife. Bright, smiling, calm, and collected. She sits up straight, hands in her laps, by far the most proper woman on the show yet.

"Heeeey! Miracle here, ready to give love a chance! I'm from sunny California, where I'm self employed. I run an Instagram called Miracle's Munchies, where I post recipes and videos of me making baked goods. All of my goodies can be purchased from farmer's marker in Oxnard."

"They're good too. She brought a whole tray of cupcakes for the whole crew before the interview, and the whole crew is just smitten."

"Thank you." Miracle blushed and smiled.

"So what fetish are you packing in that DNA?"

"I'm obsessed with food. Cooking it, eating it, watching people eat stuff I make. Mmmm it's all so, like delicious. Most of the videos I post of me baking I'm either naked or masturbating."

"Why join the show?"

"I've always wanted to be on T.V. this seemed like the perfect chance, and stuff. The billions of dollars doesn't hurt either. Plus it's a hella good chance to grow my online presence."

"So are you going into the game with any strategy?"

"Of course! Sex is sex, but you still have to live with the person you marry. How can you marry a slut, when she wouldn't be a good wife? I'd be a dank wife. They say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I can cook, fuck, and I'm a super duper neat freak. I'm everything Chance wants in a wife, even if he doesn't know it yet."

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"Hey, what can I say? I like food. I'm loving the house wife look, and the attitude. I think Miracle is hitting all of my buttons just from that interview. I really am looking for, you know, a subservient wife. Plus she'll be cooking for me in the nude? It's every man's fantasy."

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Name: Lana

Age: 27

Nationality: Austrian

Occupation: Lawyer

Lana is all business. With a short and perfectly managed bob. She's of course wearing a pantsuit, and looking mighty fine in it as well. Of course she's not too concerned with her sexuality. She's a go-getter and carries herself like one. She's not defined by her natural womanly desires, she rises above them. She shows it in her every action.

“Hello, my name is Lana and I’m here to give love a chance. I’m an attorney with the law firm Pat, Patty, and Patterson. I’m the first female Attorney in the history of the firm. I graduated summa cum laude from Yale Law School, and I’m a 100% tipper.

"Fetish?"

“Um do I have to answer that?”

"This is a dating show."

“I um, I... like to wear and use diapers. I wear them under my dress to court and it makes me feel naughty. Sometimes I wet myself during my opening statement.”

"Woah, alright. Well, wow, okay. Why are you on the show?"

“I’m hoping my loving husband will support me in setting up a environmental projection law firm.”

"A diaper wearing crusader, you’re a hero in the making. What's your strategy for winning the game?"

"Well, Chance was training to be a lawyer as well. So I'm sure we've got to have some things in common if we both picked those life paths. I'm hoping to bond with him on an intellectual level. The other girls will be throwing their bodies at him, but I'm sure that he'll see there is more to women than just their bodies."

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"I think she's really going to be the hurdle I'm going to have to jump over during the show. The messy girl is one things, but diapers are a whole other category. I don't want to prejudge of course. You don't know what you're into until it's riding you cowgirl style. That being said I recognize the need to be able to connect with your wife on an intellectual level. Still, I'm really in this for the freaky sex. So we may have to see what Lana is like when she gets horny before I make any decisions on her."

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Name: Monica

Age: 20

Nationality: Greek

Occupation: Student

Smooth tan skin, curled dark hair. A beauty mark just to the left of her right eye. She's eye catching. Especially with a body that only moves in slow motion when she's on the beach. She wears a loose fitting kimono jacket over a black t-shirt and a pair of cut off jean shorts.

“Greetings friends and fam. I’m Monica, and I attend Woolworth Academy for the performing arts, you may have heard of it. Last spring I was assigned the lead role in our production of The Crucible. That’s right gender-bent John Proctor, let’s go ladies!”

"And what is it that gets our young star’s motor running?"

"Well if you ever wonder why most actresses are Greek, it’s because we all totally get off on role play. I love pretending to be someone else while I’m getting railed.”

"Delicious. Now, you’re still in school. Why look for a husband?"

“Oh I’m just looking for a partner who can love and support me and my dream to become an actress. A billionaire seems like a really good fit.”

"What’s your plan to win the game?"

“Well I’ve been giving this a lot of thought. I’m pretty sure I can just act like a girl who’s into whatever fetish we get that week. I get off just from acting like a slut, so I’ll cum whether I’m being peed on or whatever else we come across.”

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"I like the attitude, I like the look. I like my ladies on the darker side, so the Mediterranean look is really hitting the spot. As for the fetish, it's all you could really want, right? Sexy nurse, sexy nun, sexy sexy, and unlimited budget for costumes. Plus if she can actually get off on acting like she has a fetish, I mean... she's pretty much everything I could want. Oh yes, I think Monica and I could have some fun."

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Name: Anna “The Astonishing”

Age: 27

Nationality: Filipino

Occupation: Magician

Anna is a short woman, with a big smile. She wears black slacks, a white button up, a black dress vest, cape, top hat, and a pair of white gloves. She's got sharp brown eyes, and always looks like she has something up her sleeve, both metaphorically and literally. She's a scamp, basically.

“Greetings and salutations I’m Anna! You may remember me from the television show I had on this very channel, before it was canceled because I would let the network president *beep beep beep beep* I am a magician and escape artist. Last year I spent two days encased in a solid block of ice."

"What’s your fetish?"

“I. Love. Bondage. I actually got started as a magician because I wanted to find a man who could tie me up in a way I couldn’t escape from.”

"Why join the show?"

“After I was locked in a metal chest, thrown into a trunk, and driven into Lake Superior I felt like I was taking things too far. So I’m looking to slow down, and find a guy who can do some light romantic bondage.”

"Any strategy?"

“Please. I once tied myself up with fifty feet of Bavarian sausages and threw myself into a shark tank at feeding time. I think I can handle getting peed on or something. All discomfort whether physical or mental can be overcome with a strong will.”

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"A lot of them are mentioning being peed on. Is there something I should know?"

"Well there is a girl into watersports."

"Okay cool, but they all seem really focused on it. Is there going to be a bizarrely large amount of pee?"

"I mean I'm not gonna lie, there's going to be pee Chance. I can't speak to its frequency or volume."

"That sounds like you know something."

"What do you think of Anna, Chance?"

"I'm bringing this up at the next production meeting. Um... I really like her magician costume it's very cute. I like bondage. I would like to do bondage with a woman before I die. I'd be totally into tying her up, or handcuffing her. It sounds like she's had way more experience than me, so that may be a little intimidating. Actually very intimidating. Two days in a block of ice? Holy crap."

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Name: Jennifer

Age: 25

Nationality: Cuba

Occupation: Performer

Jennifer sits on her chair in what could possibly be the floofiest skirt on the planet. She has layers of petticoats on under her lavender skirt, and sits in the sea of ruffles. Her hair is the same candy purple color, and curled up into an intricate set of long pig tails that curl into fabulous ringlets. Her makeup makes her eyes look large, and pink.

"Konbanwa everyone! I'm Jennifer from Houston Texas and I'm here to give love a chance. I spent three years as a Japanese Pop Idol, named Pinku Kumo. She was a totally bratty school girl. It was a lot of fun, but I started picking up stalkers so I returned to the states. Now I'm just living off the residuals, and loving life."

"What sort of fetish can we expect an international celebrity to bring to the fold?"

"Daddy Dom Little Girl stuff . I do it all. Baby girl, little girl, bratty teen. Back in Japan I was deep in that Decora fashion. Oh man, I looked so cute."

"You're a wealthy and successful musician, why join the show?"

"My band is doing a reunion tour this summer, my manager figured this would be a fun way to build hype. Plus having a company control my image for three years left me heartbreakingly lonely. So I could sure use a husband to keep me company. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. I'm just looking for a daddy."

"So if you're gunning for that hubby, how are you going to reach that goal?"

"I have plenty of experience performing for the cameras. I can sing I can dance. Plus I look so stinkin' cute with a pacifier in my mouth. It's going to be pretty hard for him to see me sucking on my pacy and not make me his princess."

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"I love all the weird Japanese fashion stuff, if she's willing to dress up for me, I'm sure we could have a great time. Naturally I've got to listen to some music, but I'm kind of digging Jennifer. I'm sure she's got a ton of crazy stories that I'd love to hear. Plus having a girl call me daddy sounds pretty hot."

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Name: Jasmine

Age: 22

Nationality: Puerto Rican

Occupation: House Wife

Sitting in the center of the screen is a gorgeous young lady. We can tell she is gorgeous because every inch of her body is covered except for her face, so it's really putting in some work. She's a tall terrifying woman dressed in a latex nun outfit, with a habit and everything.

“Hey bitches, it’s me Jasmine. Despite the toxicology report suggesting that poison wasn’t the cause of my millionaire husband’s ****, the state of Virginia refuses to honor the will giving me sole conservatorship over his estate. So thanks to his spoiled jealous kids and their lawyers I’m here looking for rich husband number two!”

"What fetishes will you be bringing to the game?"

“Latex, obviously. I feel naked without it. Now don’t get it twisted. I’m not just wearing this habit for the fetish appeal. I really was a Novitiate at a nunnery, but got kicked out... for reasons. So my first husband is God, my second husband is dead, and third times the charm."

"Alright I think we all know why you’re in the game. Are you only a sexy latex nun, or we be treated to other outfits?"

“I’m always a sexy nun. I got mad respect for my sisters in the service of God. I change it up though. Sometimes it's a dress sometimes I wear pants, with mask, without mask, you know. That being said I do have a few outfits for special occasions."

"Well I for one can't wait. Now you seem confident. How are you planning on winning the game?"

"Well I'm not here to make friends. I'm in this to win it. I'll do anything I need to, to get to the top. All the girls here are playing at sugar babies, but I'm the real deal. I'm motivated, have the experience, and am sexy as hell."

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"Oh mama. I really think latex is sexy, and that nun outfit is killing it. She's religious which would piss my parents off which is a plus. She has a gorgeous face, and that body was rocking the dress I must say. Plus she's rich too. So I feel like she can really help guide me through the world of wealth, and help me get to my feet. I feel like we'd be great partners."

"Oh boy, we're really sending you to the wolves on this one Chance."

"Wait, what?"

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Name: Deborah

Age: 40

Nationality: New Zealander

Occupation: Rancher

Deborah is a warm glass of milk. She is freshly baked cookies. Deborah is fluffy clouds and sleeping on the grass. Deborah is the milf you want to pop up on those googles searches, instead of what you actually get. She's got that short brunette hair. That slightly marked skin. Her boobs they sag, her butt is large, and her muffin is topped. She's rocking a simple white t-shirt and jeans. Say hello to mama.

“Hi everyone! I’m Debbie I’m 40 years old and live in Feilding New Zealand, by myself and my three Border Collies. I’m a widow, my husband passed away five years ago, he was my best friend, but I’m finally ready to move on! To live life, and enjoy it once more.”

"What fetish can we look forward to seeing from you?"

“Well I’m a New Zealand gal. Having my legs or thighs touched gets me all hot and bothered. Besides that? Well you don’t go through seventeen years of marriage without keeping things fresh, and that’s all I’ll say.”

"Mysterious I like it. Now you’ve already gathered an online fan base before the first episode has even aired. Bubblegum magazine had labeled you the milf to look out for. Do you think your age is going to be a disadvantage in the competition?"

“Absolutely not. I’m a total mom. I’m going to be the one who has their head screwed on the entire time. I’m gonna be everyone’s friend I guarantee it. I may not have their young perky bodies, but I’m all sorts of sexy everywhere else.”

"What’s going to be your strategy?"

"I’m just going to be myself. You know women only get hornier with age, so I’m ready for whatever this pervert can throw at me. Then the rest of the time I’m just going to be making friends. Besides if this guy’s mom joined a cult, you know he’s got some mommy issues I can help him work out.”

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"I uh... certainly do have some issues I look forward to working out with you, Deborah."

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Name: June

Age: 20

Nationality: Vietnamese

Occupation: Barista

June might possibly be the most harmless looking girl on the planet? She's got nice round cheeks sprinkled with freckles and just looks like she's sorry about everything. With massive brown eyes, massive brown tits, and a tiny waist. She too is wearing jeans.

"Yo someone wasn't wearing panties, this seat is wet. Can we get a... we're rolling? Hey guys! I'm June from Iowa here to give love a chance. I'm a Barista at a local Coffee shop, I'm writing a fantasy book, and I once won a match in a fighting game tournament, blindfolded."

"Sounds like you have some fun hobbies. What gets you off?"

"Pee. I am a peepee girl. I love it all. Peeing, drinking pee, being peed on, peeing on people, having people drink my pee. Gosh, wetting myself, I went through a diaper phase once, sometimes I pee on my toys to lube them up. Just pee man. I'm a big fan."

"Okay..."

"I went on a pee cleanse one time. I told people it was for health reasons, but I'm really just a fucking deviant. I had all my friends pee in bottles for me, oh my god it was the best week of my life."

"Okay! Why do you want on the show, why are you here?"

"I need me a sugar daddy to support me while I write."

"And how are you going to catch that sugar daddy?"

"Pee may be the hottest thing in the universe to me, but I accept that not everyone feels that way. I'm really banking on my challenge driving everyone away. Who knows though? One of the girls was wearing diapers, and if we have to do poop stuff, I'm out. That's some gross business right there."

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"Ah ha! Finally found the culprit. June seems like a very nice person. I love fighting games, and I'm sure her books is great. However, I just don't think pee is going to end up being something I'm in to. I would never knock a girl because of her genetics, I'm just thinking that our sexual interests may not be properly aligned. Still I promised to keep an open mind, so I won't judge until I'm in the game."

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Name: Titsie

Age: 23

Nationality: Mongolian/Columbian

Occupation: Pet Girl

Titsie is a strapping Asian woman at the ripe old age of 23. She's got a head of short black hair, and a chest adorned with two very large breasts. On her head she had a headband, with a pair of dog ears adorning it. Her body is wrapped up in a stylish and well done bondage harness tied from some soft silky ropes. Her hands and knees are covered in a dark tape-like material. Naturally she also had a butt plug that also serves as a tail.

“Hi fans! I’m Titsie and I’m a good girl. I’ve been a professional pet since I was eighteen. I’ve lived with the same couple for five years, but they finally had a baby! They love me very much, but I’m part Colombian so I go into heat, and they didn’t want me around the baby, but they send me lots of pictures! I like being a good girl, going on walkies, boys and girls!"

"Titsie is a unique name! Is that Mongolian?"

“Noooooooo. My owners named me Titsie because of these.” Titsie took both of her hands and hefted up both of her truly large breasts.

“Oh of course. *Ahem* They’re certainly impressive, what size?”

“G cups! I’m a bit Indian too! I’m a mutt in more way than one."

"Indeed. So you just lost your family, why join the show?"

“Because I’m a good girl who deserves to be loved. I wanna be a pet girl, forever, and I want an owner who can make that same commitment and take care of me.”

"Very nice. What’s you’re strategy for winning this game?"

“I’m just going to be myself! I’m nice, I’m loyal, I’m friendly. I’m eager to please so I’ll do whatever my owner wants. Plus I got a secret weapon! I go into heat like once a month. If I can handle that I can totally handle whatever sex pills they're going to be feeding us.”

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"A puppy girl! Oh my goodness, this is just the best day ever. I love pet play. Oh my god she's so cute. Look at those tits! Good grief she's perfect. Yeah, okay. I'm all in on team Titsie."

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Name: Esther

Age: 30

Nationality: Haitian

Occupation: Chef

Ester is a tall lady with some meat on her bones. She's got short nicely cropped hair, and a smile as wide as her ears. She too is rocking those jeans, though she's got a bright red blouse on rather than a t-shirt. She's got wonderfully large breasts, and a full butt, but isn't rippling with the same sex appeal as the other contestants. She looks more like she's ready for a job interview than a dating show.

"Hi, I'm Esther and I'm here to give love a chance. I own a restaurant named Chop Chop in Denver, Colorado. It's on Washington Way, just off the 20. We're open seven days a week 11AM-10PM."

"You're getting better air time than our advertisers. What's your fetish Esther?"

"I like to humiliate and **** my lovers. Which I'm sure is going to go well with a guy looking for a sex **** wife."

"Well don't count yourself out yet. The game hasn't even started. Keep positive and remember why you're here."

"Oh, I'm not here to win. Black girls never win this type of thing. I'm just here to make sure people know about he excellent dining experience they can have at Chop Chop. Best steaks in Colorado. We have our **** licence. Plus we're right across the street from Saint Helen's recreational Pharmacy. So we also sell pot brownies and THC soda."

"Haha okay Esther, that really sounds great. You're making me hungry. So what's you're strategy going to be in the game?"

"I think I'm going to employ the same strategy I do at my restaurant. I'm going to make sure I get the best ingredients, a dedicated and excited staff. I'll cultivate a warm, and inviting environment and take 20 percent off any order if you use the Promo Code: Chance."

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"Haha, well, I like her spirit. She certainly seems to be taking advantage of the situation. I ugh, I love a lady who can cook. So I'm sure we're going to have a good time. Yeah, for sure! Yeah."

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Name: Shokouh

Age: 22

Nationality: Afghan

Occupation: Dog Walker

Shokouh is, as they all are, a gorgeous young lady. Her fair fae features leave her with one of the most distinct looks of the group. That along with her small breasts, and butt leave her in a league all of her own when it comes to beauty. She's wearing a cute sundress, and a wreath of sunflowers in her hair, giving her a serious fairy look.

"Hey guys. It's Shokouh, and I'm here to give love a chance. I'm 22, I live in New York, and I'm a professional Dog walker. I've actually been on this network before. A few years back when that senator took a bunch of PCP and tried to buy sex from a dog. That was one of my client's dogs! I got interviewed and everything. Man I still can't believe he got reelected."

"What's your fetish Shokouh?"

"I'm not sure it's a fetish, bit I'm an edging fiend. I love it. When I walk the dogs, I'm usually fingering myself. When I'm at home cooking, or cleaning I'm usually doing it. It's honestly hard to find me when I'm not diddling myself. It's just so good! When you finally let yourself orgasm, you're just like... man."

"Why join the show Shokouh?"

"I work as a dog walker in New York, and I would like to not work as a dog walker in New York."

"Fair enough. How are you going to achieve that dream?"

"Well one of the rules is that we can't orgasm right?"

"That's correct."

"Then I feel like I've already won. I'm the Lance Armstrong of being horny but not cumming. I'm just going to out last these girls."

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"Haha I like her confidence, gotta say. Now I'm not doubting that she's a beauty, but personally I'm a fan of bigger girls. With just a little bit more to them. Of course I'm sure if we're married I can spoil her into gaining a few pounds. Other than that I think she's beautiful, and would be a good match. Honestly I'd be lucky to have any of these ladies."

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Name: Lucy Chu

Age: 29

Nationality: Chinese

Occupation: Model, Rocket Scientist, U.N Good Will Ambassador, Nobel Prize laureate.

To use human words only does disservice to the divine beauty that is Lucy Chu. Where it is her almond eyes, or her be-freckled cheeks mere words can not truly encapsulate the beauty that is this woman. Even the cameras on set struggle to accurately map every atom of her perfection, even in 4K.

"Hey everyone. I'm Lucy Chu, Playboy's Playmate of the year 2016. I'm also the first woman to earn a Doctorate in Aerospace Engineering from MIT. I'm a U.N good will ambassador, and in my spare time like to run clothing drives for the needy."

"Impressive Resume. Compared to that, this first question, this is going to sound pretty base. What's our fetish?"

"Well I'm actually glad we can talk about this. I'm Chinese so naturally I'm a voracious mastubator. However I think it's all too often that we focus solely on the fetishes encoded in our DNA. I've had plenty of time to have lots of kinky sex, and I've found several fetishes of mine that have nothing to do with my DNA. So anyone out there who feels self-conscious about having sexual interests outside of their genetics shouldn't."

"Truly inspiring words Mrs. Chu. Now what's a Nobel laureate like yourself doing on a cheesy dating show?"

"In all honesty I'm in it for the money. I recently discovered a metal polymer that had a tensile strength beyond anything else we've ever seen. I believe it could be used as a building material in a space elevator. If I could marry Chance and convince him to spend his fortune on this research, mankind's progress as a space-faring civilization could leap ahead decades if not centuries. If my projections on the material are right, we could end up transporting goods into space for just dollars per ton."

"Amazing. Truly amazing. Do you have any clue how you're going to go about accomplishing this goal?"

"All I can ask of myself is that I do my best. I feel confident in my ability to satisfy men, but there are some beautiful ladies also in the competition. Nothings for certain, but I have my eye on the ball."

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"Lucy freaking Chu? Are you kidding me? I-I should be in a competition to see if I can marry her! Oh my god, are you serious? Competition's over, christ. How am I not going to pick Lucy Chu? I guess my own crippling self doubt could sabotage my feelings. Man. Lucy Chu. Hey guys I'm not going to lie. I've already jerked off to her so many times, she's outstanding. The woman is a goddess. Dang. Two more girls. I don't know how you're going to follow this up."

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Name: Gabriela

Age: 23

Nationality: Ecuadorian

Occupation: Student

Gabriela is a real girl next door type of lady. She's got that cute round kind of face. That slightly wavy type of hair. That nose that you'd expect. She's short sure, but seems to carry herself so tall. Of course she has jeans on, and of course she's wearing a stripped sweater as well, and of course she's got those thick glasses on.

“What? We’re starting? O-okay, um action. Hello folks. No that’s dumb, can I start over? No? Oh oh! Uh, hey everyone. I’m Gabby and I’m here to give love a chance. I’m earning my teaching certification this year, and am hoping to start teaching next year.

"Why’d you join the show Gabby?"

“I’ve been best friends with Chance for a long time, and I’ve always had a crush on him. He’s smart and kind, but now he’s throwing this stupid competition and acting like a completely different person. He quit school and is acting like sex is the only thing that matters. Well, sex and money. Well I’m here to win the heart of the man I love, and save him from himself.”

"That kind of friendship is truly inspiring Gabby. I think we already have a few romantics rooting for you. What’s your fetish?"

“Well that’s kind of a silly question. I’m Ecuadorian, we don’t actually have a genetic fetish. Soooo, I guess I’m batting for the vanilla crowd.”

"Right right of course. So you’re not just fighting for love, you’re fighting for your best friend. How are you going to win his heart?"

“The other girls here are going to be playing this game for sixteen weeks max. I’ve been playing it for sixteen years. I already know everything there is to know about Chance. My only hurdle is going to be making him think of me as a romantic option, which is a challenge I’m all too familiar with."

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"Wow, very funny guys. You actually put Gabby on this show? This is so embarrassing. I'm not even going to comment on this, it's ridiculous. Exploitative is what it is. Just show the last girl."

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Name: Eve

Age: 19

Nationality: Hybrid

Occupation: None

Our last contestant is something of a special one. As she has been donated to us by... The Society For a Patriarchal Future. Now Eve is a young woman who's genetic makeup is tailored so that when she sees a man she was fall deeply and irrefutably in love with him, to the point of worship. As such we could not bring her on set for an interview, but we are talking to Ben Chadwick, the leader of her society.

"Mr. Chadwick thank you for talking to us today, and thank you for your generous contribution to the show."

"Oh it's my pleasure. I'm always a fan of good television."

"Can you tell us a little about Eve?"

"Of course. Eve is a hybrid who was born, through a completely consensual marriage between members of our organization. Her genetics are such that she will view the first man that she views as her god, and will dedicate herself to serving him."

"So why did the SPF decided to donate Eve to our show?"

"Well it's our opinion that this will be a wonderful time to show women what a man really wants. Our completely devoted, attentive, and available Eve will no doubt win the favor of this Chance fellow. Then women can see that men don't want these career women, or women with education. We want subservient sex slaves. That's the idea at least. Plus we're hoping that seeing Eve on television will help alleviate some folks of some misconceptions they may have about hybrid women. They're regular people just like the rest of us."

"It's interesting you should mention that. We hear that she's had an interesting upbringing would you like to tell us about it?"

"Well we have several facilities where we care for young women such as Eve. Her parents kindly gave her over to one of these facilities at birth. Because of her specific reaction to men, she was raised in a completely female environment with others like her. This is so she can have a proper education and upbringing, without her genetics ruining her from the very beginning."

"So are we right in assuming that Chance is going to be the first male she's ever seen?"

"Yes, that's correct. Chance will imprint on her, at which point he'll basically be a god to her. Honestly, should he pick another woman as his bride, she'd still be completely content to be a **** to the happy couple."

"Fascinating. Now does Eve have any strategy going into the game? How is she going to prove that she is ultimately the female ideal to Chance?"

"Well when it comes to Chance, Eve will do anything. For him she has no shame or ego, no boundaries. She is is property, his possession. She will complete all of the challenges and do whatever she can to win, simply because it's what Chance wants out of her. If she has any strategy at all I can only assume it would be worshiping what she will no doubt view as a deity."

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"Holy crap. All is forgiven with that Gabby thing. You got me a hybrid girl? An honest to god Man Worshiper, I thought those were outlawed! Oh my god. Lucy Chu, and now this. I'll be honest guys at the top of the list, I was like 'man they got me some real weird ones' but you've totally pulled through. This is crazy. She's going to worship me? Oh man, that's rad. That's really something. I don't even know what she looks like! Hahaha. I'm just reeling right now. Man I'm pumped!"

"We're all pleased as punch that you're happy with the selection. Now Chad that's all the time we have for this episode. Is there anything you'd like to tell the audience before we sign off?"

"Yes of course! I would like to remind everyone at home, that if there's a girl on the show you're rooting for, shout her out in the comments. The girls who get the most fan reactions will get special treatment. Extra interviews, free orgasms, immunity, stuff like that. If you've got questions for the girls, be sure to post those too for their interviews."

"All right. I'm Terrance Oswald."

"And I'm Chance DuFran."

"And we want you..."

"...To Give Love A Chance."

"Good night everybody."