Give her a wedgie.

You quickly hop to your feet, where you see Smotherella bent over with her ass in the air. Sticking out above her leggings is a black thong. Seeing the whale tail, the next course of action is clear to you: a good old-fashioned wedgie will put this bitch in her place.

You grab her underwear by the leg holes and yank them as high far as they can go, making her shriek in pain and extend her legs back. She's now on the floor, lying on her stomach. You quickly take advantage of this opportunity by sitting on her lower back. Somehow, a move as juvenile and ineffective as the wedgie turned out to be just the thing to put you on top.