She wants to know how many times you’ve jerked off to her!

‘give me your honest estimate. I want to know.

how many times have you stroked your cock while thinking about me? :P’

Oh, wow. You sit there, trying to add it up.

‘including or not including Hermione?’ you query, a little while later. Emma’s reply is instant.

‘hahaha! yeah, you can include Hermione if you want. that counts. ;)’

Well, in that case…

‘literally hundreds,’ you tell her. ‘I have no fuckin idea of the exact number, but… easily more than six hundred. probably closer to nine.’

Emma’s reply pops up. ‘liar. ;)’

‘it’s not!’ you protest, because that really doesn’t seem like an exaggeration. ‘at least once a week since I was eighteen? more often, like, three or four times? you’re popular inside my head. so yeah, you do the math. :P’

Emma’s reply is cheeky. ‘wow, math. you know, that might actually have convinced me. ;) xxx’

‘good,’ you tell her, ‘because it’s your turn. truth or dare?’

‘dare,’ she replies, ‘and don’t bother. I already know what you want.’

‘oh yeah?’

In answer, your phone buzzes again, and this time –