Fuck it.

She said ham. Is there a flaw in her AI?

You pull down your shorts and she frees her cock and balls that match her breast size. You were about to give her the go-ahead but feel a relaxing warmth between your cheeks as she wedges herself in there good.

“These rump roasts need to tenderize,” she cooes as she kneads your ass. It feels great as you finally get some femine attention. “I’m going to ease in now, sorry if it hurts a bit.”

“Whoooaa!” You feel your asshole open and wide at that! It stings briefly and then chafes as she feeds it into you. Your middle protrudes as she goes deeper. You panic! “I can see it in front!”

“You are doing great, baby back ribs,” she comforts. “Gosh I’m swelling fast. Your butt gobbled me up.”