Pool fun

You find Shannon by the pool. Three women in their early forties are lying out by the pool on their backs. Apparently Shannon had used her powers to make the bottoms of their swimsuits disappear, and each was getting her butt sunburned as she slept.

The pool was otherwise deserted.

You walk over to Shannon, and the two of you kiss.

A door to the club house opens and two girls walk out. One is a tall blonde in a pink and white sleeveless dress, white wedge heels, and a large white sunhat. The other is a tall redhead in khaki shorts and a teal sleeveless blouse. The blonde walks towards the pool. "Hold on, I've just got to tell mom about that horrible store."

"That's what you get for stopping for gas in town," said the redhead.

"Ugh, I know. I wanted to like bathe in Purell!"

The blonde laughs.

Shannon concentrates. The blonde goes to walk towards the three sleeping woman. She just noticed all three had their butts exposed. The blonde's heel breaks, and she staggers to the side and falls into the pool.

Just before she hit the water, the water in the pool turns to a white, gooey liquid.

"Semen?" you ask.

"Yes, but it's better than that," says Shannon. "Only we and her can tell it's semen. To everyone else, it's just water."

"I can do better," you say. "When she means to say 'semen,' she'll say 'water,' and when she means to say 'water,' she'll say 'semen,' and not know she's doing it."

"How about the opposite happens?" asked Shannon. "When someone says 'water' to her, she hears 'semen,' and vice versa.

The blonde was gasping and spitting as she made her way to the edge of the pool. She was coated in semen, and spitting it out of her mouth. Her friend rushed over to help her out. "Oh my god, Corey, are you OK?"

"OH my god, how did this pool get filled with water?!"

The redhead helped her out. "Um, what else would it be filled with?"

"Semen!"

"Why would the pool be filled with water?" asked the redhead.

"It's supposed to be filled with semen!" said the blonde. "I'm coated in it!"

"You're just covered in semen," said the redhead. "I'll help you dry off."

"What do you mean I'm just covered in water?" asked the blonde.

"Um because like you are," said the redhead.

You and Shannon laugh as the blonde kicks off her shoes and heads to the club house, trying desperately to wipe the semen from her face and body while the redhead tries not to get wet.

"Also, any time she showers or bathes for the next 24 hours," says Shannon, "the water will turn to semen."

"And for rest of the day," you say, "anytime she goes to take a drink, the liquid will turn to semen just before it enters her mouth."

"And only she will be able to see or taste it!" said Shannon.

You too laugh. The three women with red burnt butts start to wake up.