Play Some Video Games

You pop in a game and enjoy life as you slay monsters and demons, loot their corpses and find treasure. You then spot a castle in the distance with an objective marker because developers think we are so retarded that we cannot think for ourselves. You enter the castle and do your usual thing of kill, loot, repeat until you find a special set of doors and hear a feminine voice ask you to "enter".

You then get up and walk towards the tv like a dumb shit. Frustrated at the fact that you cannot just get teleported to a non-existent you start to break down and cry,until your phone rings and snaps you out of trance.

Its your boss asking you to come to work, even though its your day off. When you ask her "what time?", she replies with "now!"

You shout "great I'll be there!" in excitement.