Sending a clearer message

You didn't think you could get any angrier, but Anna Wintour's defiant words and attitude makes you yell at the television in rage. It's a good thing there's nothing around for you to throw, or the screen would be shattered by now. After a few more growls at the television, you decide it's time to send a clearer message, even though you thought the last 1 was pretty explicit. They, especially the snotty types like Anna need to know you mean business.

At first, you think about exacting your **** on the famed celebrity, but before you do anything too rash, you look up Anna's age on the internet and realize that she's amazingly 68 years old. She looks stunning for her age, and you might have done something to her just for the sake of it prior, but now that you have those 2 digits in your head, you find your nether regions disagreeing with that notion. Also, having seen how she handled your message in the carpet, you're not sure if a threat on her would break her spirit.

As you pace the room trying to think of a meaningful way to get back at Anna, the news continues to show scenes from the charity event of men and women arriving in their tuxedos and gowns. Sure, many of the woman are utterly beautiful and would have normally been desirable to you, but your fury is overriding every other emotion right now or you would be there causing all sorts of mischief right now. However, your interest is peaked by 1 particular woman who steps out onto the blue carpet in a gold dress with a long tail. It's not her breathtaking good looks, perfectly symmetrical face, full lips, tall stature, porcelain skin, impossibly thin waist, or bosom so stacked that it looks like she might tip over forward anytime, that catches your eye, but the caption at the bottom of the screen. It says, "Anna Wintour's daughter, Bee Shaffer, arrives at charity benefit."

Anna's daughter. You don't need to look at a mirror right then to see the evil grin on your face. Yes, you think, that's the perfect way to send a clearer message to Anna and everyone.