Sexy time for Tim and Selina and maybe Bruce?

Tim saw the alert on his phone, a kyrptonian had breached Gotham Airspace and was at the manor. He turned his head as saw the blonde knocking at the back door. Kara smiled at Tim as he opened the door to the kitchen.

“Well hello there,” Tim said.

“I couldn’t wait,” Kara confessed, “I needed to come talk to you.”

“Oh?” Tim said.

“I want you to use this on me,” Kara said handing Tim a small jewelry box, “It’s a gold Kryptonite ring. It makes me effectively human.”

“Just an ordinary girl?” Tim smiled taking the box.

“As long as I am wearing that,” Kara said, “I am a mere mortal. And you can fuck me seventeen ways to Sunday without having to worry about my superhuman strength.”

“So if I wanted to tie you to my bed?” Tim asked.

“I’d be even more helpless than Steph, Cass, Rose or Cassie. I have never been taught how to escape human grade bonds,” Kara said with excitement and pleading in her eyes.

Tim closed the kitchen door and led Kara to the main island in the kitchen he faced her away from him and opened the box. He grabbed one of her wrists and slide the ring on her pinky. A perfect fit. He then pushed her face down on the kitchen island and pulled up her miniskirt. She wasn’t wearing panties. He gave her two strong slaps, one on each cheek. She yelped at each. And Tim smiled as Kara’s slit began to dampen. Tim released Kara’s torso and waited. She slowly stood up straight and turned. Her cheeks were flush and her eyes were glazed with lust.

“Please don’t stop,” she whispered.

“Not here,” Tim smiled, “My room, and I need to grab something on the way.”

Kara practicly jumped in Tim’s arms. He had to make sure they stopped by the condom stash in the hall table on their way to his room.

*

“And off you go Young Miss,” Alfred smiled as Destiny was teleported to the Justice League satellite.

Alfred went and checked the security system. It seemed Master Tim was entertaining Miss Danvers in his bedroom. An amused grin came to his face as a sedan pulled into the batcave. Cass looked out of place in the little black dress and heels that she clearly had just bought.

“Ah Miss Cain,” Alfred said warmly, “How are you? Master Tim is entertaining Miss Danvers upstairs. I am sure they will be overjoyed to have your company as well.”

Cass sighed deeply.

“Just remember what Miss Kyle taught you about how attractive calm confidence is,” Alfred smiled as he rubbed his ring, “And you will do fine.”

In an instant, Cassandra Cain gained an aura of sexual confidence to her. As a naughty smile crossed her face she went over and gave Alfred a quick peck on the cheek.

“You always know how to cheer us up,” Cass said, “Let Tim know that I am coming for his love meat.”

Alfred smiled as she went to the elevator. Then hit the intercom connection to Tim’s room.

“Miss Cain is on her way up to see you Master Tim,” Alfred announced.

Alfred thought to himself, Tim has Supergirl, and Bruce’s escorts will be joined by Power Girl. What about Master Dick and Master Jason? Alfred opened up the Bat-Computer and started doing some poking around. He found the notes on Luthor’s Everyman initiative and the Galic Formula project. A thought crossed Alfred’s mind. He picked up the house phone and dialed a special number.

“Miss Graves,” Alfred said with a smile in his voice, “Please give the phone to Mister Luthor. Mister Luthor, I am calling to schedule a meeting the day after tomorrow in New York City, the old Viller’s Gallery at noon. A representative of The Wayne Family will being buying all of your material on the Galiec Formula. Does the phrase “Hubris Duacia” mean anything to you? I thought so. The day after tomorrow at noon.”

Alfred was sure that with a few modifications the synthetic kryptonite steroid would do exactly what he needed it to for Miss Gordon. And the idea of Miss Gordon being a kryptonian bride for Master Dick would ensure his legacy as well.

Alfred stood and stretched for a second looking at the security cameras of the manor. Cass was just strutting into Tim’s room like a panther on the prowl. Tomorrow morning he would meet with Helen about her becoming part of the Wayne family again… And in the afternoon he would be meeting with the wayward Master Jason… Mister and Misses Todd-Wayne? He could create a fiction of Helen being a Wayne cousin coming to Gotham to work for the Wayne group, but officially Jason was dead… Hmmm.

Alfred looked back at the various notes on Kryptonians and saw the unopened file labeled Divine. He opened it and looked at the profile. An impish grin crossed his face as he looked at the text and then the ring he was wearing. Cracking his knuckles Alfred started making edits.

*

Fifteen minutes later Alfred was in the kitchen making dinner when a knock came at the door. Alfred turned and opened the door.

“Good evening Miss Brown.”

“Hi Alfred,” Steph smiled, “Is Tim in?”

“He is entertaining Miss Cain and Miss Danvers in his room,” Alfred smiled.

“Sweat!” Steph said, “Is it true Kryptonian girls have two clits?”

“I should think that would be something to ask Miss Danvers,” Alfred intoned with his sardonic dismissal, “I should think if you hurry she will be in the mood to show you first hand.”

“Thanks Alfred,” Steph raced into the manor proper.

Alfred went back to preparing dinner when the elevator from the cave opened in the pantry and Bruce walking in talking to Dick.

“I swear,” Bruce said, “If I hear one more royal wedding joke I will string that joker up to City Hall and let the Joker go hog wild with the jerk.”

“Oh, so you want Joker to be my date to the wedding?” Dick said, “Seriously this whole wedding deal. It is causing panties to hit the floor like some sort of porno plot device. Oh Alfred, can you call Donna Troy back, she wants to by my date for the wedding.”

“Most certainly Master Dick,” Alfred smiled to himself, “Will she be joining Miss Gordon and Miss Koriand’r as your dates?”

“Hay,” Dick snickered, “I’d be down for the orgy, but I think Donna is a little bit prudish for that sort of thing.”

“I will give Miss Troy a call to confirm her details for the invitation,” Alfred smiled.

“Who else is here?” Bruce asked already knowing the answer.

“Master Tim is entertaining Miss Brown, Cain and Danvers in his room,” Alfred said politely.

“What do you mean entertain?” Dick asked.

“A gentleman doesn’t discuss such affairs. And speaking of gentlemen’s affairs,” Alfred pulled a slip of paper from his pocket and handed it to Bruce, “A message was left for you from Miss Quinzelle. She sounded intoxicated.”

“Address,” Bruce read aloud, “Kissy face, kissy face, blow job kissy face…”

“Those were her exact words,” Alfred smiled, “Dinner will ready in half an hour.”

“I’m checking on Tim!” Dick said as he ran off.

“Alfred,” Bruce took a seat at the kitchen island, “Destiny is with Talia now. She is not happy for all sorts of reasons. Do I have any right to be happy?”

“Of course Master Bruce,” Alfred smiled, “Karma would dictate you have every right to be happy. While you were handed tragedy at a young age, you have worked tirelessly to ensure others do not suffer tragedy as well. And more than that, those ladies that are waiting for you, are not under any duress, and if they want to share their affections with you why shouldn’t you share your affections with them, they are after all in love with you first and foremost and each other secondarily.”

“You are right Alfred.”

*

Dick kicked in Tim’s door and was flabbergasted by what he saw. All four were naked, Tim was skull fucking Supergirl while he had his hands in Steph and Cass’ crotches. Steph and Cass were Frenching in tune to Tim’s hands pumping his fingers in their pussies and asses.

“Holy porn parodies Batman!” Dick shouted breaking the mood, “All we are missing is some tentacle monster!”

“Oh…” Tim moaned as Kara deep throated him, “I got fifty bucks on Duela Dent being the henti monster if one did show up in Gotham.”

“Close the door,” Cass called, “It’s drafty…”

“Dinner in half an hour love birds!” Dick said walking off leaving the door open.

Dick looked at the hiding spot for the flash bang… Of course he was being a Dick, it was who he was he mused, but he wasn’t that massive of a dick.

*

Selina rolled over on the bed in her apartment, she had just pumped Zatana with the strapon and was looking for her next “Victim” and Pam was eager to get fucked while they waited for their dark knight!