Team up

"We seem to have a similar pension for taking bitches down a peg," you say.

"Yep, hey, why don't you have a laptop or something for the MotherBoard to be on?"

"I used the reality altering function to make me a walking MotherBoard. I can look at someone, learn her name then make alterations mentally.

"Oh my god, that's awesome! I'm going to do that!"

Shannon types away. She then looks at a photo on the wall of a smiling waitress holding a plate of wings in one hand and beer in the other. Instantly the photo changes and the waitress is naked and has a bush mustache. "This rocks!"

"Much easier this way."

"Hey wanna have some fun?" asks Shannon.

"Sure, what do you have in mind."

"We just head out to some place with lots of people. Then we choose two people and see who can come up with the most fun way to screw with them!"

"Sounds great!"

Shannon looks at her laptop. "Need to send this back home." It disappears.

She gets up and you two leave.