Detective Hardass

"Mmmm... harder.... mmmm... inmy... mmm... ass" Officer Cuntsky croons at you, which you more or less hear as "Hardass" and quickly decide you like it. You jam more fingers into her asshole, violently spreading her wider for their entry, then working them in and out of her as hard as you can.

"Detective Hardass, huh?" You muse, pressing ever more brutally into the excited cop's asshole as you begin forming your new persona based on the name. "A real loose cannon! Plays by his own rules! Doesn't take shit from anybody! Especially no bitches! Right, Cuntsky? And you're the good cop!"

Officer Cuntsky nods and moans excitedly around your cock at your idea, but mostly your current ****, as you continue to concoct in your head the worst bad cop from any good cop/bad cop scenario you've ever seen. You continue pushing the speedometer higher, even as you begin to approach the mall, really having fun with your new character.

"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, HARDASS! TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND GUN!.... Screw you chief, I'm gonna take down this illegal slut ring... MY WAY." You begin to shout to no one in particular, while the excited lady cop enjoys herself to the fullest, sucking and moaning from your ****, trying to play along. You're getting way too close to cumming.

You fly into the mall parking lot at full speed. Detective Hardass doesn't play by the rules, and you need to get there before you get off. You spot a scared looking young blonde trying to cover herself at a distant exit, and you barrel towards her. You slam the breaks down as hard as you can when you get close, flying past her as your wheels completely stop spinning, but the car has too much momentum to stop.

Officer Cuntsky flies from the passenger seat into the windshield and smoke flies from your tires as you come to a rest, farther than you had anticipated from the flinching naked teenager. She's hot. You hope she resists.

Not wanting to let her escape, you fling the door open as fast as you can, jumping from the car and drawing your gun like the do in the movies, shouting "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND NOW!"

The terrified girl jumps, quickly complying and laying on the ground. She looks wet, cold, and scared. You try to convince yourself she deserves it as she begins to cry. She did break the law after all. Caught red handed. Naked in public. Book 'em.

"YEAH! That's right bitch! Do what I say!" You say, excited to have even more power over the women in this universe than before. You quickly remember to hide your name, as well as to act out your new fierce persona, trying to point the gun menacingly at her as you talk. "Officer Cuntsky and Detective Hardass, at your service! Keep your fucking hands where I can see them and don't move."

Officer Cuntsky falls out of the car on to her face, trying to leave through the driver's side in a drunken crawl. She quickly recovers, trying to right herself enough to get your cock in her mouth. "Oh no, Officer Hardass! Don't hurt the poor girl....*hrk*... that's not how you're supposed to do this!"

The intoxicated lady cop is more concerned with trying to fellate you than the unfortunate girl's safety, already working your excited cock down her throat to the hilt. You whisper to her that she's doing a good job playing the good cop to your bad cop and to go comfort the crying girl. She begins to stumble over, still handcuffed.

She bends down over top of the perp, rubbing her face on her hair in a gentle way and whispering something comforting in her ear. You suddenly get scared that she's about to give you away, but you do technically have a gun on both of them now.

"Alright, you no-good law breaker! I've had it up to here with your bullshit! What's your fucking name?" You yell, trying to break up their conversation before she can give you away. The girl looks at your gun, terrified, and finally opens her mouth to speak.

"...Sarah."

Sarah, huh? Good as any other name. You begin to think of what the punishment should be for public nudity these days.