"If it's okay with Sophie."

You shrug. "Haven't really planned the day out. If it's okay with Sophie then I guess it'd be okay."

"Oh it's fine with me. I admit I'm intrigued. Meeting someone, maybe hooking up with an employee?" Sophie speculates.

Bryan laughs. "Kinda putting me under the microscope, Soph."

"You have an interesting love life. Well, you all do really. It's better than some pornos," Sophie states.

"Some?" You interject with a teasing eyebrow.

"Hey, sometimes I like story before the tight-assed pizza-boy gives the girl the business," she says unapologetically.

You laugh at that. "You saying our sex lives have less plot than some porn?"

"Just some," Sophie said, using her fingers to illustrate a fairly small amount. "But it's never boring."

Bryan finishes his drink. "Well if you guys don't mind taking me, I'm going to get that shower."

"Sure thing," you assure. "Guess that means I need to get ready now too."

"Perish the thought," Sophie teases.

"You shut up," you say back, not even managing to pretend to be annoyed with your best friend.

Bryan chuckles and gives a wave, turning back to head upstairs. Sophie leans a little to get a good look at his ass as he heads up the stairs.

"Stop staring at my brother's butt," you demand, more annoyed than angry.

"Can't, the boy's got back and it'd be a crime not to look," Sophie said with faux-seriousness.

"You could always wait to see if Aron shows up for the same experience," you point out.

"Not really, there's a difference," Sophie says, taking a soda out of the refrigerator.

You blink in surprise. "Say what?"

"Yeah, there's a small difference in tush definition between them. Aron's is real tight, real defined glute muscles. Let's the ladies know he'll give it good. Bryan's is very similar, but he has a tiny bit of fat along the cheeks, my guess to give the guys he hangs with something to admire when he's bottoming," Sophie explains with a a deadpan tone.

Your mouth falls open. Had Sophie really found a way to tell the twins apart? "You're bullshitting. Besides, when would you have seen my brothers' asses?"

She raises a playful eyebrow. "Am I? Have a look for yourself next chance you get." The playfulness turned into a "oh really" expression. "I've been visiting your house for how long now? I've seen every person who lives here naked a hundred times over."

"Okay, that's a fair point," you concede.

"Damn right it is." She takes a drink of her soda before speaking again. "So you gonna get changed?"

"Shit, yeah. I'll be right back. Stay out of trouble," you say half-seriously.

"No promises," Sophie calls to you as you head up the stairs.