Laugh at the streaker!

The audience, after a long, utterly stunned silence, exploded into laughter. A streaker! How novel! Such an outlandish event, normally reserved for European soccer stadiums, not small town American football games! Adding to the absurdity was the status of the streaker. She looked utterly baffled, standing nude and uncovered. Her pale body shown under the bright lights illuminating the field. And, to top it all off she had a paper bag over her head with 'A cup' written crudely across the forehead, obviously calling attention to her small breasts, which stood alert off her narrow chest.

With the crowd's laughter, Lauren awoke from her shocked stupor. She slammed her hands over her small breasts, hiding the small amount she could. She was naked, with half the town laughing at her! It was like a nightmare! All the football players were laughing, along with the cheerleaders. Even the coaches and refs were laughing. They were laughing at her, Lauren, self proclaimed town debutante! How could this be real?

"Hey, you there!" A voice called over the laughter. Lauren turned. There was two campus security guards, running from off field. Running straight at her!