Vanessa gives Lauren a disguise

"Vanessa, please!" Lauren squealed. "I can't go streaking!"

"Why not?" Vanessa asked.

"I... I don't want everyone... to know how I look." Lauren hung her head, shamed by admitting her physical failings.

"Well, I have an idea." Vanessa said. She went to the car, nude Lauren trailing awkwardly behind her. What choice did Lauren have? She couldn't go off naked and alone! She had to follow her sister, even knowing her sister intended for her to end up utterly humiliated.

Vanessa rummaged through the car for a bit, then pulled out a crudely made mask: A paper bag with two eye holes ripped in it. She slipped it on Lauren's head as Lauren stood stupefied.

"There," Vanessa said, taking her by the arm and dragging her towards the field again. Lauren stumbled along, trying to cover, her vision obscured by her makeshift mask. Once more they stood on the edge of the field. The precipice of total exposure!

"Oh, one more thing." Vanessa turned Lauren to face her. Pulling out a sharpie she'd gotten from the car she wrote on Lauren's mask.

'A CUP'

She crudely wrote in large block writing that would be clear to all.

"What did you write?" Lauren asked, confused.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Vanessa laughed, then pushed Lauren into the field, smacking her butt to send her off!