Gamepatch by Book, virus fix by a pathogen, demonbanishing by devilsummouning, and so on

/Hey guys, guys, guys, did you comply? Did you do whatever the book told you to do? Did you, <InputFieldErasedAndIndividualForEveryReaderToIntecrate>, well did you, so tell me if you did? As well as the next one... yes I know I let you guys wait quite a bit for the next chapter and then its not even that long, thing is life got me good, well not good as in I got to facefuck someone lately, although there were a few close encounters I wouldn't mind locking up in a treehouse - or take that carride a step further if you know what I mean, guys - anyway I can't promise too much in the near future, maybe I manage to squeeze my thing into you, no erm, well, shit, sorry guys brainfuck and not the programming one

She smiles and shakes her head but at the same time points at turned walking around in the village. "A few of them have skills in smithing and crafting. They should be able to help me with that." You grin back at her (as well as up, seeing as that beast of a woman is seriously large). You order her to resume helping to loot the village and the fortress while you start to take a walk around the village.

After a while Rachel joins you and her twin sapphires shine brightly towards you from beneath her mask. Her cape flowing behind her. You two walk in silence for a while before she asks with a shaking voice "So you are not mad at me master?" Without looking at her you send her "No, pet, I am not." Which made you yourself a bit weirded out. Since you should be this very bad and evil corrupting creature. (Reused a joke, I really should think of new ways to phrase this) You look at her for a while before finally asking "Do you have any Idea what we should do now?" She shivers shortly before answering "Not really, master. I took a look at the quest again and it is just a bunch of weird letters. The only thing I still can make out it that we have to find that wizard."

You again think for a while, the wizard you have to find appears to be very powerfull, or at least very wise. He must know a great deal about your race and where you come from. You break you line of thought when you hear someone clearing their throat. It is the priest Zyrande made you keep freewilled. He looks up at you his mermaid companion right behind him. She shows you her teeth while she smiles at you. The dwarf starts to explain "I couldn't help but overhear, that you are looking for someone." You nod and he says "I know where to find your wizard friend?" You give him your full attention now as you ask "Where is he?" Rachel to your side looks with the same interest at the miniture man. He laughs before declaring "Oh, not that easy. I want something from you first."

/As I said short one, but this is more so a thing that you guys know neither I nor the story is dead, well I might be I am not sure I have this craving for hot dogs filled with brainmush out of grey tubes, you know and there were some guys here before in blue with FG on their uniforms I am not sure the neighberhood is safe anymore, might have to buy a few guns, well anyway have to go now my grammy said today we are going to have a cop over for dinner and that he tastes good, not sure why she said it that weird though, byeeee