“Town Officials Caught In Sex Scandal To Tie Gordian Knot On Their Opponents"

“Town Officials Caught In Sex Scandal To Tie Gordian Knot On Their Opponents" The Headline reads: interested you look further.

"Mayor Caroline Staffordshire and Consolidated-High-School Principal Doug Applegate announced yesterday via social media that they were planning to wed, both changing their relationship status on Facebook to 'engaged' at 19:00 hours sharp. The two have been embattled in a sex-scandal, first reported on the tabloid website 'hush-shout.com' three months ago, and seriously jeopardizing the Mayor's chance of re-election. Though the Mayor and the Principle have never actually denied their relationship neither had they openly confirmed it until last night, with their change of status on Facebook. The wedding is scheduled for exactly one week before the election, a critical timing choice as it will no doubt serve to salve the fears and outrage of the more conservative elements of the town's population over their outside-of-marriage relationship."

"The Budroe Daily Tribune was granted an exclusive interview with the couple late last night, which you can watch in full at budroe-daily-tribune.com, but for our rural readership, the most significant excerpts will be printed today and the full interview in the Sunday edition this week."

"For More on this story turn to Page A-7."