Standalone Stat Sheet Barbara

So, here goes, Number 2 of 4 like you weren't expecting it, oh you were, am I that predictable? Really? Okay, well then I won't do it, who am I kidding of course I will, and just as I was about to start to write I realized I have no D6 anywhere close to my current location but savy as I am I know a place where I have the knowledge to find one because I know where in my home I need to know where the dices are in my home because I know stuff like that... did I say I like the word "know"? Next point I thought about just copying the jokes from the last page to fuck with you, but then I realized, that would even be to lazy for me, but alas, here it goes - oh and I found a D6, by the way

###CHARACTER-SHEET###

• Name: Barbara Adriana Rivera Orlando (So full disclosure here, Barbara was the name of my first crush, who broke my heart so, yes I have something evil in mind for her, fucking bitch, but other than that her name is just a random assortion of names I thought of, to much information again?, well sucks to be you then)
• Race: Human (Human equals Stupid, we already know that much, also that kind off gets me going, we need more races in the **** army, because right now the only ones are human and elves and that is really racist to only enslave only one fantasy race, although I am kinda against useing hobbits, because they are far to small to be usefull)
• Class: Paladin (Wait, what, how, oh, what, where did that one come from, Its not like I wrote that a shit ton of times that she is a paladin, wait I did, oh, well, then you already know and I don't have to write as much)
• Level: 18 (No, I did not just input a number that sounded right, no, I did not, no your honor you can't prove it, my lawyer gets paid more than you and you can have a ferrari too, oh you believe me now, well thought so, bitch!)

###VITAL STATISTICS### (Vitaly Klitshko says hello, what that has to do with anything, well I don't know I am just a guy with a keyboard and a rampant mind filled with insanity - and ****)

• STR: 16 (Hulk strong, hulk smash, hulk accidently rip open victims ass while impaling her, ooops)
• DEX: 10 (Still not so sure which one of those is the stamina including one, which is kinda sad seeing as they are actually kind of my stuffs and stuffings, which I should know a bit about since I should be knowledgeable, no stop, stop it, bad typist, bad)
• CON: 11 (<Insert comment about stamina and knowing stuff here>)
• APP: 8 (<Insert comment about cute face, exam and oralsex here>)
• CHA: 4 (You know one day, one day men will figure out a **** to turn all woman into helpless sexslaves and on that day nothing of value will be lost, too much?)
• WIS: 3 (Oh, satan, please let me someday meet a girl with that low brainvolume so I can at least once act like I am smarter than a girl, pretty please)
• INT: 6 (You don't need no movementerino if you can't get hiterino by hits if you have armor so tough no hit will ever kill you, also this is not the right spot for the comment but, well you are not here for the accuracy are you?)

###DERIVED STATISTICS### (and I am still judging you guys, I mean come on these can't be that funny, can they?)

• HP: 57 (Base + STR + DEX + CON) (She can stop a train, if there were trains in this here world that is, and walk away from it, well atleast when a healer is around and revives her, looking at you Mercy, go do something for once you passive bitch)
• MP: 0 (Base + WIS + CHA) (So, yes, erm, why would a paladinian - *stupid giggle* - need manapoints?)
• MV: 32 (Base+CON+DEX+INT) (So she actually is able to move fast, gotta go fast to fast, faster, faster, didn't I say something about not useing memes anymore?)
• SS: 01123581321345589154(erm, yes, fibonacci, I guess, well anyway I know stuff, because I am kno..., no I said stop it!)
• LR: 21 (Base+WIS+Level) (You know nothing Barbara Adriana Rivera Orlando Snow, memes again come on can't I ever be original)
• AG: 26 (Base+DEX+CON) (She is a paladin, stupid, she supposed to be bulky, and annoying, and a insanly big bitch and dateing a little mamaboy looking dude, oh sorry wrong barbara and YES I am still angry bout that)
• PC: 18 (Base+WIS+INT+CHA) (Should I get her glasses or no? No, well you are mean you know that, but since it is the bitch I won't judge you)

###Race Abilities### (something something racist comment about race and stuff)

• Adaptable: Character has half the malus from the "Heat" and "Cold" modifiers. (Humanity is the most adaptable species on the planet, well after cockroaches and european slavers, why the latter you might ask? Well first they enslaved europeans and africans, then they enslaved africans and now they enslave europeans under the pretext of 'work' again, too salty, no, just plain hurtfull truth, you never stop learning peoplerinos)
• Human-Realm: If Character is caught for a crime against a non-human-NPC or PC in a Human-controlled territory half the usual time spent in prison area or half the usual amount of fine to pay (<This comment was disabled because it was too racist for the Internet guidelines>)
• Female-Human: If Character is in PC of straight or lesbian NPC or PC get an +2 CHA towards that Character (<This comment was disabled because it was disabled>)

###Class Abilities### (You know what would be fun, to add "Glass Abilities" as well, what are those you might ask, don't ask me just because I think of something dosen't mean I know what I am talking about)

• NOBLE: Your character is classified as Noble (So, I might have to figure out how to disable all these with her soon to come corrupted armor or well with her soon to come change of class, because lets be real here for a second thats what you all are waiting for anyway, well except the jokes)
• Bulwark: If Character is above 10 HP and gets injured for more than remaining HP Character automaticly restores to 5 HP - once per fight - has only half the chance against RENEGADE NPC or PC Characters (Sweet, she can take a punch or two, really why would anyone ever play characters that just play the punching bag for monsters? Asks the reinhardt main)
• Defender of Hope: Character gains 10 DMG/Hit towards RENEGADE, EVIL and CORRUPTED characters and -5 DMG/Hit towards HOLY and NOBLE Characters

###Modifiers### (Here we go, mario! - oh wait, that is the same as last time, can't have that so what about, erm, well "Here we go, luigi!"?)

• Shadow-Corruption: Your Character is in a group with a Shadow-Creature. Reduces APP by 5, Reduces CHA by 5, Increases MP by 10, Character becomes 'Corrupted'. Double Damage from Holy Attacks, Double Damage from Holy Weapons, Healed by Shadow Magic, Healed by Shadow Weapons (So, erm, yes, I just copy these, because to be honest, notthing changes with them anyway)
• Corrupted: Your Character is attacked by HOLY NPCs if face is in appearance in PC, Your Character is attacked by NOBLE NPCs if face is in appearance in PC, NOBLE and HOLY Player Characters get the 'Something-Evil-Modifier' if face is in appearance in PC (This is again just like Switzerland, nothings ever going to change about their politics as well, neutral, neutral, neutral, and so on you get where I am going with this)
• Shadowbound: Your Character offered submission to a Shadowcreature, That precise Shadowcreature gets CHA+Character CHA, WIS+Character CHA, also Your Character is unable to harm said Creature, as well as will protect said Creature (But alas neither does the politic of france, surrender, surrender, surrender and we are back to the memes, bitches!)
• Gagged: Your character is currently gagged, CHA is reduced to 0, SS is reduced to 0 (So the first one makes sense, the second one, well nope still dosen't)
• Enraged: Your character is currently enraged, WIS is reduced to 0, DMG/Hit is increased by 10 towards all TYPES (So I would be angry too if someone won't let me bite of my captors dicks, well now that I think about it, no thats something I would rather never do)

Okay, no, I am not going to do something evil with her, that one was a lie, which you probably expected and also the EVIL thingy is something I thought about a lot lately because you know the father of Rachel and Serena said something along those lines of being evil, well in my eyes evil and corrupted are two different thingamatchinks, so what this leads to is the thing I actually want to say: Not all what looks evil is evil, which also brings me to a possible question should there exist something like a counterpart to corrupted because right now we have sort off: HOLY - EVIL, NOBLE - RENEGADE, just thinking about it can't really think of a name though

Next thing is: I am thinking of adding some "skills" to her stat-sheet but right now I can't really think of too many so I might update that in the near future,

and on that note I am going to wrap up (and yes to everyone asking I stole that from a youtuber lets see if anyone can figure out from who), byeeee