What Ellie thinks is normal

After they calmed down, they disentangled.

"Your new sex a day workout is great!" said Chad. "Fucking burns a thousand calories."

Ellie was reaching for her clothes. "Oh yeah, it's great."

"It sure is," said Chad. "It's amazing you can eat whatever you want, as much as you want, when you want and just burn it all of by fucking every day."

"It is a great plan!" said Ellie.

"And I'm so glad you included me. Just think you're going to bring two large pizzas to my house tonight so we can eat and fuck again. I'm honored to be a part of your new diet and exercise regime."

"No problem, Chad," said Ellie, pulling on her thong. "I'm glad you like it."

"And the fact you're keeping your new diet and exercise plan a secret from your co-workers and other clients so they can't figure out how you're staying in such great shape...genius!"

Ellie winked at Chad as she pulled her shorts on.

"Well, I know you're off to have your post-fuck large chocolate shake. It's amazing you can have as many shakes as you want and the calories just melt right off almost immediately. You are an inspiration and must be the best physical trainer ever!"

"Thanks Chad!" Ellie finished dressing.

"Here's my address. Be there at 6:30." Chad handed her a business card where he had written his address on the back. Ellie took it and left.

Chad got dressed. "This is going to be so much fun!" he said as he got back to work, though he was very distracted.