I really have no clue as to how i should continue...

//okay I think I know how I will begin now, fukkin 7 hours of one university course on a saturday can fuck you up badly, anyway back to business, first off will be a quick question time:
Number 1: I tried to cut back on the "narrator"-parts - question here is good, or bad, do you want more of him or exlude him even more or keep him around the level he is right now
Number 2: Do you think the 2 skill combination I used to make Rachel, the healer and the paladin the shades bitches is overpowerd
Number 3: Did the stat-sheet come too soon or do you want it this way (also here the Narrator is non-negotiable)
Lastly numbero 4o: Do you think the shade should get a name?

So, now back to the story I guess, don't hit me if its a bit worse than normaly - I know normally its bad but now its even worse, I am kinda broken

But now back to the story, truely:

You take a few steps back and take in the sight of the burning temple before you. Behind you you hear the screams of the villagers who are being ****, as well as now and then a shirek of pleasure from one of your two girls and grunts from your soldiers. While you watch over the gloriousness you take a look at your stat-sheet, when you open it two small pop-ups appear before you. On one it is written (I will make a choice every tenth level or so, so be be prepared for even more awkwardness then):

Shadowcorrupter

On the other:

Shadowmage

Remebering how strong your corruption skills were you of course choose the Shadowcorrupter one.

Now your normal stat-sheet opens up:

###CHARACTER-SHEET###

Name: Shadowcorrupter (Well you did just choose that one)

Race: Shadowdemon (Not that there was much change to be expected here, right? right? RIGHT?)

Class: Shadowcorrupter (Didn't I already tell you your creator was a lazy bastard, and no he can't blame everything on being tired from universtiy, he can use his brain still, it's not like his course was that hard he just looked at tits and stuff)

Level: 10 (Well I said choose at every tenth level so this was kind of a given)

###VITAL STATISTICS###

STR: 30 (Still not strong enough to armwrestle Zarya, who is Zarya? Well where have you been living the last two years mate she is the embodiemend of russia, dude, where is russia? well no clue sorry)

DEX: 40 (It's like some just slapped a tenner on all of these, might be he is lazy as fuck?)

CON: 65 (Wait, something smells fishy it seems like there should be a number ending with zero too)

APP: 60 (Look at that cuty little shadow, face, such a cute little shadow face, so cute, isn't he)

CHA: 42 (No, the number of life and everything and shit like this i not 42, the computer miscalculated its 41.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... you get the picutre

WIS: 60 (so no change, huh, and here I thought you were going for the whole overpowerd vibe)

INT: 40 (Okay, now I am positive someone just used +10 on their calculator)
###DERIVED STATISTICS###

HP: 80 (Okay what the shit, you lost health? Not cool bro, not cool!)

MP: 6640 (I might have to rethink the calculation behind that, that seems insanely high, for a level ten creature - and yes next stat-sheet there will be a time-altering change, allonsy mah bitches) [calc.: WIS*Level + Base]

MP-REG: 4,16/Minute (And I might have to rethink this one too, this is far to low me thinks, jar jar binks is a sith lord - remember me when they get me) [calc.: MP*(LEVEL/WIS)+Base]

MV-Ground: 23 (so you only move a bit faster than before on your feet, like you are a bird, motherfucker, you are a bird, too many memes? okay I will stop now)

MV-Air: 40 (I can show you, no, no I said no more memes and no more copyright stealing from disney)

SS: 5,15 (Since I already addmitted for takeing the piss out of this number and fucking with it with all of you I will not change it, muhaha, wait you don't care? oh come on, can't I get at least one angry face before you splatter my story with your cum?)[calc.: (Current SS)+(APP+CHA+WIS)*(Level/20)]

LR: 100 (erm, mister? You got something there, its called knowledge and your bully dosen't have it, except if I am your bully then he, wait I no, he has it)

AG: 60 (Again I still not completly understand why I didn't make two of these one for air and one for ground, but well now it dosen't matter anyway, maybe next time)

PC: 55 (Not much more, but I saw a mistake on my part, it's "Pulse" not "Impulse" ammunition in that game)

###Race Abilities### (so I always wonderd before starting to write these, is it harder two write with one hand, watch porn with one hand, play porn games with one hand or read with one hand and I have to say the hardest was cutting off the hand)

Shadow: Harmed by magical Attacks, healed by shadow-magic (Uh, Uh, you know the moment in a porn where you're like oh, I know that girl from school, no, is that only me? Well, sorry I guess, what weird school did I go to, also I might or might not be lying, you will never know because you will never find out who I am, *manical laugh*)

***Hidden-Passive***: Shadow-Corruption: Harmed by physical Attacks, when in group with player-character corrupts player-character giving the "Shadow-corruption-buff" {also counts for pets} (So now I know for sure I want a pet too, I'm thinking german shepard(ess), chinese petite calculator, italian spagetthi-cooking-mom, american supermodel shortly before her career ending breakdown, I am getting oddly specific aint I?, *cough* call me Cara Delevingne *cough*)

Shadowphasing (Spell): enemies killed before 150 minutes of time have passed since their killing can be copied for a short period of time [Level of Caster+MP+WIS/Level of Victim+WIS = Time copied = MP needed] while in this form shade gains stats from occupied form, but remains race shadow (I only changed it to a nicer number, nothing to really see here, I guess)

Shadowsight (Spell): Target a NPC or PC with the Debuff 'Secrets offered' which gives the spellcaster the CHR of the victim and makes the victim submissive towards the caster for 15 minutes [Level of Caster+MP+CHR against Level of Victim+MP+CHR], only available once per day (So this seems nice, maybe, not sure)

Friend or Foe, Corruption will know: Target a NPC or PC in an opposing group, If sucessfull NPC or PC gets debuff "Distracted Mind", which will lead to him attacking his own team. (WIS+CHA of Caster against WIS+CHA of victim) uses up 2000 Manapoints (sooo, you couldn't think of a weaker, not as disgusting name for that shit?, shame on you I say, shame on YOU! The skill itself seems nice)

###Class Abilities### (So you know the thing is with these that I actually don't know what to add, because the shade is so fucking OP that I worry he will stop being fun to read about, I really worry bout that, no I don't but it felt nice saying it)

Shadowcorrupter: Double damage from holy attacks, double damage from holy weapons, heals through corruption magic, heals from corrupted weapons (So, nobody suggested takeing this one out and nobody called out the obvious reference to the districts, guys come on I can't be the only one with a keyboard here)

Shadowwalker: If during daytime no part of creature is exposed to sun and on open ground become invisible. (So skill I might have forgotten about in the fight, but just might have done that, nothing you can prove, wait I wrote that didn't I, oh shit)

Shadowsword: Can conjure a shadowsword with ATK: (MP spent) (double damage to holy, double heal to corrupted) (It is still just a sword, maybe at a higher level who fucking knows, who fucking knows)

Silence: Once a day kill a non-holy, non-noble NPC or PC - uses your complete Manapool as well as half your HP (Still something I have to use eventuelly like last resort shit, but I felt it wrong I got the hivemindmessage from my readers that you wanted me to **** her, or well you to **** her, the shade to **** her, this is getting confusing)

Help of Shadows: If you attack a non-holy, non-noble NPC or PC who is partly coverd or completly coverd in shadows while the attack takes place he will get the "paralyzed" debuff on all exposed body-slots. (Corrupter only) (So you could basically freeze someone in place somewhere and run away like the little sissy you are, or **** them, also shouldn't there be a mention be if you do that consecutivly?)

Form of Shadows: If hit by spell from non-holy, non-noble NPC or PC who is partly coverd or completly coverd in shadows while casting spell the spell does less damage to you, amount of reduction depends on the amount of body in shadow (Mage only) (Why even include this here, I mean what kind of stupid hack wrote this shit?)

**** of the Invasion: Heroes killed by this Character or Party members of this Character will be removed from the game - has a 10% chance, halfed for noble, divided by four for holy (so, you, well can basically kill off players now, neat)

The Invasion: Settlements attacked and taken by this Character or Party members of this Character will turn into "Abandond Settlements" loosing all their spawns and shops. (so you can now remove settlements from the game too, it just seems like someone created you just for the task of destroying this world, wait a minute, yeah someone did)

While still wondering what was that last one for you turn towards your two slaves again who are takeing turns in letting their pussys get sucked by the poor completly broken girl in binds you just facefucked before. You think to yourself that most of your host won't be too happy to leave this place behind, but you personally look forword to the next hero you will enslave.