The Protagonist of Course!

Naruto Uzumaki stared in disbelief at the scantily clad girl standing in front of him.

"Wow...a genie! Are you going to grant three of my wishes? Are you going to be my friend?" Asked the excitable blonde. "This is the best day ever! First I learned an awesome new technique, then I finally got my headband, and now I have a genie!"

"Uhh...I'm Tenten? I'm a genin too...but I had this weird dream earlier, something about powers and now I just popped out of a bottle. I really think I should be freaking out right now but I guess the genie magic isn't letting me. Whenever I start I start my brain starts telling me that I should be asking how to serve you instead." Tenten said somewhat sheepishly. "To answer your questions though, I think I'm just going to be granting you as many wishes as you want, and yes I'll be your friend." Her smile was somewhat strained, but for someone as attention starved and **** for friendship as Naruto it was one of the most beautiful things in the world.

"Awesome! I'll make sure we're the best friends ever! But wait... if you're my genie now is that going to be a problem with you being a ninja?"

"Probably? I really have no idea how this works."

"Well...if I get as many wishes as I want then I wish that it won't be a problem at all!" Against her will Tenten rolled her hips in a wide arc and a burst of magic filled the room. When the pair could see again, they were greeted by the sight of a second Tenten, this one in ninja garb.

"Whoa, did you just clone yourself?" Naruto asked in amazement.

"No." Answered Ninja Tenten. "I just split myself into two bodies. I can see and hear out of both of them at once...that's probably going to take some getting used to." The weapon mistress admitted.

"You just let me continue my dreams as a ninja even when I serve you...thank you." Genie Tenten said.

"No problem! Everyone should be able to follow their dreams! I'm going to become the Hokage someday, what about you?" Naruto yelled.

"I want to become a kunoichi that surpasses even the legendary Tsunade!" The girl exclaimed just as loud. "You know, with this power, I could make you strong enough to be Hokage right now!"

"Nah, I don't want it right away." Naruto replied. "Getting it instantly would take away half the fun, I want to have to work for it and **** everyone to acknowledge me!"

"...Yeah, that's right." Tenten said with approval. "But what's the next wish going to be for then? If you're getting your team picked tomorrow, maybe something about that?"

"Yeah! That's perfect! I wish for..."