He looks for something to cover him up

So there I was wearing nothing but a grimace as the water mockingly splashed at the shore. If I didn't know better, I'd have sworn that the caws of the seagulls were them laughing at me. It was so embarrassing but I figured I'd just wrap myself up in my towel and head home for a change of clothes. Hell, I could have a little bonfire with all of Kevin's stuff when I got there, I had thought to myself. That was the plan until I saw my stuff, or rather, the empty area my stuff had previously been. Frantically, I looked around but I didn't see anyone just footsteps leading to the boardwalk. Someone had stolen my bag and towel! Not just that, but my wallet and key to the house. I was naked and stranded.

Not really sure what I should do, I walked to the boardwalk with as much stealth as I could muster. I sneaked between concision stalls while trying to keep a low profile with only partial success, being spotted by the occasional giggling teenager or horrified mother covering the eyes of her kid. I wasn't exactly sure what I was looking for, just something to cover myself but luck should have it, I found something. I was elated to discover a clothing shop filled with beach themed merchandiser. I quickly ducked inside happy for my good fortune. My good fortune was short-lived when I looked over to see one of those aforementioned horrified mothers talking to a police officer, pointing at the shop I was currently in.

As the officer entered the shop I grabbed the first thing I could and bolted, hoping to avoid getting charged with shoplifting as well as public indecency. Turning the corner I went to put on what I stole.