One hit KO fights just aren't fun to watch

Remy looks up from the pod to explain his thoughts, 'Dara is phenomenal, her focus and damage are off the charts.. but where is the enjoyment of a 15 second battle? Plus, Dara uses really poor technique - using tons of energy right away in the first round.. Oh, and using stun effects on types that would be better taken out with sleep effects? Because she is so powerful, she can get away with being sloppy. It's Cynthia duty to correct that, and she is the worst - that I can't stand." The lead technician explained, clearly troubled by her integrity as a trainer.

"What is one of the most exciting parts of any battle?" Remy asked Jay, not giving him a chance to respond - "The Reveal move! When a pokegirl is focused and tapped into the energy around them, they temporarily evolve into a stronger version of themselves.. or some would say reveal the true versions of themselves. And Dara has never been able to do that. Sure, her normal power is comparable to most other girl's Reveal state, but the pace of the best battles are back and forth - not a flurry of damage and everyone goes home.." he says confidently.

Jay huffs, shrugging to Remy's point but still not sold that Dara isn't the best pokegirl on the circuit today. Remy follows on 'If Cynthia could get her act together and train Dara on how to focus into a Reveal. Can't be that hard.. Then we'd see some amazing fights, if she could only tame.. or partially tame Dara.'

Jay's smile can't contain itself, 'Give me a chance and I'd tame her reeeaaal good, right over that healing pod. Legs up, over the bench.. I'd take her from behind until she called me the world champ!'

Jay hops up on the dock and starts air humping over the pod. Remy starts cracking up laughing at the ridiculous face expressions. 'Yea, that's right Dara! You can bond with this right here. You'd abandon that ice queen and you'd beg to be mastered by me..'

Suddenly, a voice from behind both of them interjects. 'Oh, is that right?'