No, you ass. Get lost.

It takes all your strength to push his frame back out the door. A task that would have been easier if it wasn't for your current dilemma. Alex was still trying to get a good look at you as the door finally slammed shut. "What an asshat. Though saying that, he did have a nice ass. And that bulge...What the hell am I saying?"

You clap your cheeks hard and try to shake the stray thought out of your head. You need to focus. It's not you, after all, it's this cursed body. It doesn't help that your nipples feel like they could cut glass followed by the warm, moist feeling starting to grow between your inner thighs. This was what that bitch on the phone was talking about. Something in the back of your mind was starting to twig that you should keep contact with other men to a minimum.

"I need to get out of here and buy some new clothes. If I'm gonna be stuck like this for two days, I'm gonna at least be comfortable." It takes you a few moments to browse your smartphone for directions to the nearest clothes store. Like a typical male, shopping was not your strong suit but needs must as they say.

In luck, you find an old pair of your sister's shoes that fit you. Sadly, your curves and the pair of fun bags you are sporting on your chest mean they are the only things of hers that will fit. You sigh, checking that your shorts are tied tight, grabbing a coat and head out the door.