Invite her over

She can't do anything to you over the phone. Worst she'll likely do is make you come over for it, which you were gonna do anyway.

"xtra piss 4 delivery?" you send, regretting your vague wording slightly. You shrug to yourself, it's not like it's fully a lie. A reply quickly comes in.

"k omw dont have long b rdy"

Score! You drink half the remaining can in successive swallows then play with your still mostly hard dick, bringing it to full staff.

Realizing how much time you have until Tiffany can make it to your house, you turn on your computer monitor while still slowly jerking.

Oh, you'll be ready you think.

You browse your computer to a hidden folder where you keep you keep your sickest stuff. Before the epidemic you were into heavily abusive porn, brutal deepthroats and violent painal. All the shit you do now on a daily basis. Now they're only one thing that can really get you going: Ultra-softcore porn.

You open up one of your favorite videos: A woman in sweatpants and a poncho berating a man for sexual harassment while he apologizes profusely. You grimace slightly. Too far too fast.

You close the window and open one of your better starting vids: A woman in lingerie declining to give a man a blowjob, and you begin to beat your meat steadily.

You work your way through two women having a conversation in formal wear while a man feigns interest, as well as three men on a couch trying to keep it down while watching a game so a woman in a full length night gown can sleep. You almost wretch at your own depravity as you get more and more into it.

You picture Tiffany coming to the door in a loose smock and turning down your shot of cum, thinking how you would likely hate this fantasy if it played out, but it excites you more. You're starting to have to pee fairly bad, but you're too into the porn for it to bother you much. You're about as ready as you're gonna be. Where is that bitch?

You open back up the poncho vid and begin nearing orgasm when you hear a knock on the door. Perfect timing!

You jog over to the door, jerking faster, then throw it open.