An opportunity arises...

You sit in your throne, listening halfheartedly to Morrigan talk.

"Blah, blah, blah, blah," she drones on.

You lean back, wondering if it's worth the time fetching a whore. A blowjob might keep you entertained, or maybe a bit of ana...

"So?" Morrigan asks, as your mind shifts back to focus. "Do we take advantage of this opportunity, or play it safe?"

"Shit, were you actually saying something? I thought you were just making noise as, like, some sort of joke," you say.

"I'll start again," Morrigan says, annoyed. "We've had reports from the peasants that..."

"Please, for the love of fuck, skip to the bit of shit that concerns me."

"Fine," Morrigan says, rolling her eyes. "Queen Elisandria of Man is travelling through nearby lands on an attempt to raise morale. This could be a perfect chance to take her out. If she was our hostage, we could take the entire Kingdom of Man."

"Where's the King?" you ask.

"There is no King. The Queen is in charge."

"OK, give me a bit more details."

"Queen Elisandria of Man is the current queen of the entire Kingdom of Man. Her father was King Blackwood the Conqueror. Her siblings were Queen Maria the Skin-Taker and King Edmund the Kind, both deceased. Now, she reigns."

"Strange to have the Skin-Taker and the Kind in the same family," you note.

"Edmund the Kind was a frail boy of little importance. He wasn't strong or smart or even particularly interesting, so "Kind" was given to him as "Weak" would be treasonous. The Skin-Taker was worse, brutalizing her own people until her eventual ****. Now, the young Elisandria reigns over man. She's doing a tour of her lands to inspire the people, raise morale and the like. Rumor is, she also searches for a husband."

"She's unmarried?" you say.

"The rumor is, she hasn't even laid with a man. Rumors still, of course," Morrigan says. "The path she's travelling through has several exposed sections we could strike to take her out. She'll have guards, of course, but reports. However, it remains uncertain whether we can actually trust these reports. It's a very risky idea, but killing or even **** will secure our victory over the Kingdom of Man before we even need to start a war, even if we have to risk some of our limited troops. It's your choice, Abaddon."