Hell no! Your not into that!

You can't understand what Jess is talking about... Girlfriend?

"What are you talking about Jess? I'm not going on a date with another man! That's sick and crazy!", your acting a little aggressive.

"What, don't be a dick John!!! I'm being the nice friend here! YOU made me do this by ditching me... You owe me so much, and I constantly put up with your shit and forgive you! I can't believe you won't help me out!", she's furious.

"I'd do almost anything to help you, but I'm not gay! Just cancel your date and hang out with me tonight", you hope she'll come to her senses and all this weird girlfriend stuff will go away.

She sits down and put's her head in her hands. After a few minutes she agree's to stay. Jess pulls out her MP3 player and some big pink headphones.

"Here John, I'm going to go buy some snacks for real, but while I'm gone, you should check out this new band. I love em and we should go see them live sometime!", she puts the headphones over your ears and smiles.

The music starts and it's bad... like some kind of techno with weird noises mixed in. You look at Jess as she's on her way out. She looks back and smiles. Well, if she really wants to see this band someday you better give it a chance.

You put your head back and close your eyes...