Dazzling! Handsome Shark parade! (Gay)

A handsome shark entered upon me stage. He had the scent for blood that one! Ha! I gave him a wicker basket of a muck time! He sure had it out for me. I got out me bouy to distract him then reeled him in what for. As soon as he was on me deck he was flappen about and had him under me ropes in no time. Quite a delicasy that one. Have em with a pinch of salt in me pepper goes lovely with mint grape wine.

Ingrediants- dont ask me about this mortal! What you expect me to reveal me family recipe! Think again. And do it twice and a half over. Back again. Back again so soon? Do it a half pint over will ye! Wonderful! Yes i think your getting it now! No don't stop Mortal. Cheese!

Any follow up questions or do we have to go again?