Stop the Dickhead yourself

you decide that in order to impress Temari, you should defeat Gaara.

you instantly start making weird hand signs even you don't fully understand, and some copies of you appear from smoke.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" you say to nobody. you begin making more hand signs, starting a second jutsu before your eyes turn into Sharingan and you form a Lava style Rasengan...

at the same time, the clones dash to Gaara in a futile attempt to stop him. one of the clones tries to hit him from the front, the other from the back, but Gaara's sand strikes them and they disappear. he looks at you and smiles mockingly, until you are inches away from Connecting the Lava Rasengan with his body you fling yourself backwards, however his new smile turns into shock when he feels a hand on his ankle, a third clone places a seal on him and he is knocked ****. you walk over to Temari as your shadow clone disappears.

"you didn't... kill him, did you?" she asks, unsure if it's a good thing or not.

"of course not" you exclaim, "it's just a temporary seal. he'll be out for a few days, though."

"just a few days...?" Temari looks at you and smiles. "well, if you ever need anything, let me now. i'm Temari, by the way."

"she certainly isn't acting like the Temari i thought i knew", you think to yourself, "perhaps my plan worked."

suddenly, you get an idea.

"actually, there is something you could do for me." you say

"sure, what is it?" she asks