Hump Day

Joe looked over at the blaring alarm clock groggily. 'Urg, 6:08 AM?" he read. "Shit, I slept through my alarm for 8 whole minutes!" Realizing that he probably wouldn't have time to eat breakfast now, Joe got out of bed and rushed into the bathroom to shower, sparing not a thought for the odd ending of that dream he had been having. After a quick (by his standards) shower and a very hurried attmept to get dressed (wherein he manged to put on nearly every article of clothing backward the first time), Joe barely had enough time to run out the door by 7. He had less than half an hour to walk to Katty's house and then with her to school.

Joe was walking briskly, almost running, towards Katty's house, trying not to be late to meet her for the third time this week. Whenever he was late, Katty threatened that she would go without him, and Joe was worried that she would eventually follow through on her threat.

Along the way to Katty's Joe noticed a lady in a pink ruffled shirt was walking her dog. That in itself wasn't strange, Joe saw this woman some mornings, and continued to marvel at the abominable fashion sense on display, but today what she was wearing was beyond odd. At first he thought he was seeing things, but on a second look it was clear he was correct: this lady was walking around with crotchless pants on! Joe did his best not to stare, but the woman's pants clearly had no crotch, nor did she have any underwear on either. Her naked vulva was out and in full view!

Trying not to stare too much at the crazy dog lady's wardrobe choice, Joe continued on his way to Katty's. A block later, however, Joe saw another woman out and about with no pants on whatsoever! The next woman he saw was on a bike, riding by with only a spandex bike top and leg warmers on. By the time Joe got to Katty's, he had seen almost a dozen women out in public without any sort of clothing covering their groins!

When Joe finally got Katty's, the funny story he had been getting ready to tell her about all this fizzled out when he saw that Katty was nude from the waist down!

"Ummm, Joe what's wrong?"Katty asked, when Joe's eyes went cosmically wide with shock upon seeing him.

"Uh, Katty, is something going on? How come so many women aren't wearing any sort of...pants today?" Joe asked her, trying hard not to let his eyes drift down to her exposed pussy while he was talking to her.

"Because it's WARM out, duh? Why the hell would I want to put on pants when it's like 80 degrees out," she replied, shrugging.

"But what about underwear, why don't you have any underwear on?" Joe persisted, as it was the only response he could think of.

"Umm Gee Joe, I'm going to go with..I'M NOT A GUY!" Katty replied, looking at Joe like he was mental. "How's that for a reason? Now stop being weird and let's go, you're late AGAIN," she continued reaching down to scratch her hairy naked crotch absentmindedly, as though it were no big deal to do so in public.

Walking beside her to school, Joe was treated to a continuing parade of cunts in plain view, with women wearing crotchless pants, skirts with what amounted to plunging crotch-lines, or just nothing whatsoever. It wasn't so much that fashion had changed, aside from those just wearing nothing below, so much as that existing fashion was just tweaked in the most minor way possible to ensure a clear view of women's privates. Thinking he was on some sort of bizarre reality gag show, Joe excused himself, even though they were rushing in basically at the bell, and rushed into the school computer lab, quickly booting up one of the ancient XP machines that still had a bulky CRT monitor on it.

When it FINALLY finished coming up, Joe opened a browser to Google and did a search for: 'women nude crotches'. After sifting through the few Wikipedia articles that were always at the top of Google results, Joe learned that it was suddenly considered highly inappropriate for adult women to cover their genitals in any way! Reading further revealed that it was even illegal in a few states, and even hyper-conservative clothing, like burkas, had crotch windows. He continued to go back and click on more links in the results but they ALL returned the same thing. Not only were women walking around with their muffs on display today, but according to the all of internet, they had been doing that since...ALWAYS! The only exception was if it was too cold (he found pictures of women dressed 'normally' in snow clothing) or if it was patently dangerous (articles on women in science actually mentioned that this was something women should consider before moving into STEM, and there was an article about the scandal when Marie Curie had insisted on it for safety way back, although that hadn't stopped her from getting radiation poisoning). Joe just stared at the old computer screen slack jawed and confused. There's no way a reality gag show could alter the entire internet for a joke; he had already been leaning away from that explanation when everyone in the hallways had been either showing thier pussy or not reacting to the girls showing their pussys, since he doubted any show could get permission for that.

Whatever was going on was REAL. But, what the HELL was going on?

When Joe finally got to class, he saw that every female member of the class was sitting in their desks either totally nude below the waist or wearing some sort of clothing with no crotch. With them sitting at open desks, Joe could clearly see each and every pussy of his female classmates as he made his way towards his desk in back. NO ONE thought anything was amiss except for him, and no one commented on his frank staring, only that he was late and should hurry up and sit down.

Surprisingly, nothing else about the day was out of the ordinary. Classes were still classes, people were still people, there weren't any outbreaks of public sex or pussy grabbing or anything even remotely unusual as a result of the exposure of everyone's cunt. In fact, it was in every other way a completely normal, boring, slightly traumatizing day (since EVERYONE, including the older teachers and even his mom was showing off). Joe had **** but to just carry on and eventually go to bed.