She thinks she can do better.

"I'm great!" said Anna, despite the fact that she was sprawled out on the ground. She hurried to get up, ignoring Mitchel's offered hand. "Well, back to work."

"Hold on a moment," Mitchel looked around and saw that nobody was watching them. He put his arm around Anna's waist and pulled her in close. He leaned down for a kiss.

Anna's eyes bugged out as he did this. At the last moment, she pulled back to avoid the kiss. She broke out in another oversized smile. "Ha! That's funny! Kissing at work! You big kidder!" She broke away and headed back to her desk.

Luckily, Mitchel took the hint and left her alone. Anna needed time to think. She opened up some files at her computer and started working.

An hour later she'd accomplished absolutely nothing. After making many mistakes and taking much too long to fix them, she realized she was working on documents she'd already done last week. She put her head down on her desk and groaned.

"Oh my god, you're so funny!"

Anna looked up to see where the loud voice was coming from. John, her boss, and his girlfriend were returning from brunch and she was hanging all over him, telling him how awesome he was. She was right. John Florence was rich, smart, handsome, and he clearly worked out. Anna had lost a lot of work time daydreaming about feeling his arms, just like his girlfriend was doing right now. His girlfriend who looked so much like Anna.

Anna looked at the flowers Mitchel had left on her desk. "We're not actually in a relationship," she thought. "Well, he is, but I never signed up for that. I just messed around with the app, I didn't agree to go out with him. If I change things again, I wouldn't even be breaking up with him, he'd never know we were together."

She looked up again and saw John giving his girlfriend a goodbye kiss. A long, passionate, inappropriate for work, amazing goodbye kiss. After the two parted and John disappeared around a corner, Anna pulled out her phone and started making changes.

• Very few women need glasses.
• Men think girls with glasses are sexy, but only if they're real. Wearing glasses when you don't need them is a huge turn off for everyone.

Anna published those changes and looked up. None of the other women in the office were wearing glasses anymore. She then checked her own glasses, glad to see they were still there. "Good, the app doesn't affect me, just like it changes everyone else's memory, but not mine."

She made more changes.

• Despite the incredible sexiness of their women, Asian countries only account for a small part of the population of the world.
• China is a small country, and its people are **** to leave.
• Because there are so few Chinese people spread out through the world, women with Chinese ancestry are considered extra exotic and extra sexy.
• Very few women are shorter than 5'4"
• Slightly upturned noses and heart shaped lips are considered super sexy on women, but having surgery to look that way is highly taboo.

Anna tried to think of anything else that would be specific to her, but she couldn't. She published the changes and looked up.