Head for the living room

I quickly hot foot it to the living room. I can hear my wife coming through the dining room. I pull my cell phone from my pocket and lift it to my ear. As she enters the room I close it up and put it back into my pocket. I put on my best disappointed look and say, "Honey, that was my boss. They need me to come into work for a couple of hours. I'm sorry but it sounds important. I should be back sometime this afternoon."

She puts on her best disappointed look as well and says, "That's too bad. I'm going shopping this afternoon so I'll see you around dinner time." I leave and head off to the golf course. About one o'clock I head back home. My wife is gone. I head to the camcorder and eagerly retrieve the tape. I start it playing and find...